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**suits_U** · 08-06-2007, 13:31

Originally Posted by dance_with_the_devil

Originally Posted by Failed_Civvie

dance_with_the_devil, are you the mess steward or just waiting on in here? sorry, couldnt resist reverting to (stereo)type! like the Nokia pic though!

No not a mess steward,
Am General Sir Mike Jacksons Batman and i carry a big FCUKOFF Knife...

Thats not a knife!

This is a knife!!

**Cuddles** · 08-06-2007, 13:58

Actually, that's a spoon but given the sort of chap going through Staff College these days...well done anyway!

**RoyalHighlander42** · 09-06-2007, 12:58

No not a mess steward,
Am General Sir Mike Jacksons Batman and i carry a big FCUKOFF Knife...

- Well why didn't you do us all a huge favour when you had the chance and polish him off after one of his 2 bottle benders?
- Wouldn't have seen you coming with the whisky haze and saggy eyes.

No peerage seems to be forthcoming, may that remain so, spineless weasel.

**leonidas42** · 12-08-2007, 13:55

hehe watch man, nice one

**in_the_cheapseats** · 07-03-2010, 22:28

Folks,

The Crown Club is still in existence and remains open for business.

If members wish to join in the fun there, please approach myself as I have, for my sins, taken over from Proximo in looking after membership. I will either require your real id or a recommendation of someone I know that can verify your credentials.

ITC

**firestarter** · 10-06-2010, 20:41

If you know you're an entitled ARRSEr and would like to join, please fire a PM into me and I'll arrange access.

Unfortunately - and as many will know - there are all manner of nutters out there and so I must ask that prospective ARRSErs give me either the name of another ARRSEr who recommended them, or you simply front up and tell me who you are. Worry not - in return you find out who I am.

Your identities will remain a closely guarded secret.

Please check above and see which apply..........He whose name we do not mention