2 LOAMSHIRES will move in a mysterious way upon the face of the enemy in order to allow 3 BLANKSHIRES to wax wroth upon his main body

4 KINGKONG RIFLES will deflower the enemy by inserting their main column into the forward area

1 RUTLAND will chastise the enemy at objective THRASH to allow 2 YATES WINE LODGE LIGHT ALE CAVALIERS to deliver a further spanking in the area of GR 1234

1 SUPONATIME will diss the enemy across the FEBA by means of popping a cap in his ass, supported by a confrontational rap delievered by 2 SCOMAPNY

3 DEGREES will deliver a promulent effect at Gr 1234 in order to allow 4 TOPS to embiggen themselves at the enemy's expense

3 MUFFDIVERS will denigrate the jungle within bounds.

Originally Posted by Darth_Doctrinus

Originally Posted by FluffyBunny

I intend to flabbergast the enemy

Nice! How would it be achieved? How would you resource it?

Would your in order to be something like 'I intend to flabbergast the enemy in order to overcome his mind with bafflement and wonder'?

...to such a degree that his gast is well & truly flabbered.

1 MICHAEL BARRYMORE'S OWN will empool the enemy until they are drowned dead, dead do you hear me - and them as dies will be the lucky ones, nyhaagh! Any questions?


And some historical spins on MISSION:-

2 (AC) SQN RAF REGT will fight them on the landing grounds and will never surrender!

1 CG will stand up and at them!

The 57th (Middlesex) Regiment of Foot will die hard within boundaries...

Come on then, who is going to 'glitter' them with some under-age assault, or galloway them with a kitten crawl in lycra ???

Corrupt?
Exsanguinate?
Excoriate?

Digitise ? Should confuse the f**k out of them

Embarass - graphic is pic of Ma GENFOR with the album of baby photos

Failing that ... tickle! Pink feathers are rarely wrong

I'm having a bad week --- and it's only Tuesday

The withdrawal phase, "MISSION:1 Queens Own Deserters will make like a preacher and get the hell out of Dodge."

The advance to contact, "MISSION:1 WR will advance into the Sturminster Gap, after counting to 100 and calling out "Here we come, ready or not""

Every exercise/operation you have ever been on "MISSION: 1 (UK) Mech Bde will mill around the APOA for hours waiting for appallingly run-down local buses, while WOs countermand the Sergeants and the officers countermand the WOs" This is usually followed by an execution paragraph which says "Are the men happy BSM? Well fcuk them about a bit, on the truck, off the truck..."

Could one downsize enemy numbers using a direct numerical comparison between the number of bullets owned, against their numbers.

..... and don't overlook the fine, but under-utilised, Pythonesque tactic of "farting in their general direction"........

1 PIRATES will swashbuckle the enemy at GR 123456 in order to . . . .