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Discuss Alternative Mission Verbs at the Staff College and Staff Officers forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by Pteranadon
He had ordered two large tables to be set up at ...
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03-09-2010, 09:38 #161Senior Member
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Selective editing there, you left out the bit..."Ye tables, whereof crispy thinly sliced root vegetables in salt, nuttes roasted whole and dry and the skin of pigges again most saltily garnished might be secured"...is there NOTHING new under the sun?!
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Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"
They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...
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03-09-2010, 09:44 #162Senior Member
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Mosley -
verb - to give someone a damned good spanking
noun - a spanking
eg 1st LOAMS will mosley the enemy..
or Ist LOAMS will give the enemy a full mosley...Brigadier Bill Aldridge, commander of British forces in the South Atlantic, responded by saying: ‘I am not expecting to hand the islands over to anybody and therefore put us in a position to have to retake the islands.’
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03-09-2010, 17:58 #163Senior Member
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Overfucked - "One quarter of the armed forces will be overfucked IOT release funding to repair the gaping deficit left by failures in the Government and its banking cohorts"
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04-09-2010, 15:11 #164Senior Member
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How about the intelligence services intend to carry out a covert operation against the enemy in order to"premiership" him.
A combined bribery and honeytrap operation designed to degrade his loyalty to his comrades with a combination of too much sex and money.
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04-09-2010, 15:22 #165Senior Member
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Come on - how about the "Knock him for six" or "KO" the enemy of olden days? I rather like "inhume" (courtesy of T Pratchett Esq).
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04-09-2010, 15:30 #166Senior Member
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Unfucked - As in let's get this situation unfucked right now.
You've done your bit Hooky, out you go.
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05-09-2010, 08:31 #167Senior Member
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"Task Force Blair will autobiographize events between 1997 and 2007 in order to humiliate Brown forces..."
Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"
They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...
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09-09-2010, 13:11 #168Senior Member
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1 Blackberry will HARRASS the en at all hours of the day and night iot bring them in line with best practice...
The Staff... had assumed that the near side was now unoccupied. But as soon as we paused, an uproar broke out, which proved with guns and bombs that Staff had guessed wrong...
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10-09-2010, 11:40 #169Senior Member
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Carthiginian forces will punify Sicily in order to find more food for Hannibal's elephants and Rommel's camels.
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10-09-2010, 11:50 #170Senior Member
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1 HUSBANDS will outearn the enemy in the area of PAYDAY iot ensure what they want for tea is provided despite whinging.
Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"
They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...
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