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    Re: A thread for the Toffees out there.

    Fellow Blues.....words are beginning to fail me! Still, at least we're not going to Kirkby!
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    Re: A thread for the Toffees out there.

    Quote Originally Posted by jack-daniels
    Fellow Blues.....words are beginning to fail me! Still, at least we're not going to Kirkby!
    Right then you have had your time for mourning

    Never mind moving to Kirkby if you lot keep this up you will be playing in places like Bootle, Formby and St Helens weekly when you get in the Vodkat League :D :D

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    Re: A thread for the Toffees out there.

    Quote Originally Posted by CAARPS
    Quote Originally Posted by jack-daniels
    Fellow Blues.....words are beginning to fail me! Still, at least we're not going to Kirkby!
    Right then you have had your time for mourning

    Never mind moving to Kirkby if you lot keep this up you will be playing in places like Bootle, Formby and St Helens weekly when you get in the Vodkat League :D :D
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    Re: A thread for the Toffees out there.

    We will get back on track once jags and arteta are fit but a European place looks unlikley we'll just have to win the FA cup to get in there

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    Re: A thread for the Toffees out there.

    to be fair, that's probably the most dominant you'll play without taking away 3pts. we were lucky to win. keep up like that and there's no danger of relegation.

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    Re: A thread for the Toffees out there.

    Who for, you or them?

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    Re: A thread for the Toffees out there.

    Both. ;)

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    Re: A thread for the Toffees out there.

    Text from a mate at the match tonight:

    Quote Originally Posted by indys' mate in Greece
    "the last time i saw a pitch that bad was when I gave the Dragons Den team my range of erotic marital aids, such as the 'Vibrortron', the 'Rectospike', the 'Cadbuttrys Fruit and Rohipnol' and the 'Dildonator' "
    He is a civy, but I always thought he had potential.

    Just to add, I missed the first goal rewinding skyplus to see the laser pen on Tim Howard.
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    Re: A thread for the Toffees out there.

    The only text I had was my mate telling me the Acropolis was a shithole!
    ''Up 800 - 4 men stood anxiously''

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    Andre Marriner is a mong.
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