ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Honky Tonk Donk** · 29-04-2012, 11:07

A good game and a great day that not even the weather could spoil. Being tits deep in water should have favoured the matlots as Fijians normally refuse to play in anything less than Softie jacket and full Gary Gortex at the mere threat of a raincloud.

An old mate of mine suggested deploying baton gunners along the sidelines next year. Whilst the first streaker is mildly amusing, the mass wave of morbidly obese tosspots running onto the pitch with their babydicks blowing in the breeze was uncalled for. Especially unfunny when there is a player down receiving serious treatment. It would be far more amusing to watch these idiots get dropped with a gut shot from a baton round. Although the ROE must be flexible enough to allow topless female streakers to do their thing.

**Fat_Cav** · 29-04-2012, 11:08

Originally Posted by BuggerAll

To be fair to Jolly Jack Tar they dominated the first 20 mins or so. The Army looked quite disorganised but once they settled in there was no stopping them.

JJT soldiered on, or should that be sailored on, never put it back together.

WTF was with the 3 'pixies' doing a clothed streak?

Great atmosphere slightly ruined but the poor admin of Twickers. Why they close the bars make the queues even longer than they already are is a mystery to me and they obviously have perfected the art of employing the worlds slowest and most useless bar staff.

Pixies? Your vision must have been clouded by the beer, it was clearly Peter Pan, Tinkerbell and Capt. Hook

**BuggerAll** · 29-04-2012, 11:56

Originally Posted by Fat_Cav

Pixies? Your vision must have been clouded by the beer, it was clearly Peter Pan, Tinkerbell and Capt. Hook

I need to redo MATT 16 Recognition of children's storybook characters.

BTB what were the 118 118 guys about? Is there a 118 Coy/Sqn somewhere or where they sponsored?

BTB, BTB where can I get the camo Lycra body suit? That has H3 all over it.

PrinceAlbert · 29-04-2012, 12:37

Great game. A good day on the lash. Just got home :)

[video=youtube;CZswQc1uMiY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZswQc1uMiY&feature=share[/video]

PrinceAlbert · 29-04-2012, 12:40

[video=youtube;ymtvsdcbESk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymtvsdcbESk[/video]

**BuggerAll** · 29-04-2012, 12:47

Apparently the USN Academy is taking on the British Army Club (?)next weekend.

**The_Snail** · 29-04-2012, 12:53

Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert

Great game. A good day on the lash. Just got home

Who was the unlucky bitch?

PrinceAlbert · 29-04-2012, 12:56

[QUOTE=The_Snail;4369913]Who was the unlucky bitch?[/QUOTE]

No pulling yesterday. I crashed at a mates gaff with Lefty.

"unlucky?" you know you want me ;)

PrinceAlbert · 29-04-2012, 12:58

Peter pan and Tinkerbell:

[video=youtube;-riGkiSfruk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-riGkiSfruk[/video]

**bigeye** · 29-04-2012, 13:06

Originally Posted by Gadgwah

Brill day out. Thought I was goint to AvN, but turned out to be Fiji v Bootnecks!

Now for the serious bit, Some streakers on the pitch, but no gentleman running around in Union Jack boxers, and no Zorro.

I presume everyone has heard about Zorro, so the next question is "Who is Zorro?" Was he Army, Navy etc, or is this going down to one of those "balcony stories".

Only one Zorro seen, and 5,000 claimants to the title.

Any Ideas?

Cheers
Gadge

No Zorro!

What on earth is the point of going to the AvN match if you can't cheer the masked avenger on as he runs rings around the pie-eaters.
I hope you got your money back