ARmy Rumour SErvice

**southern sapper** · 07-04-2012, 15:07

Bloke without the oar could have been the second swimmer to disrupt the Cambridge boat if he'd been quick enough!

Could the first bloke not have been stopped before he got close to disrupting it? Bodes well for the Olympic water events?

**Taylor15** · 07-04-2012, 15:08

Point well taken Sapper. There was enough people spectating.

1.5 mile: 8.59
5 miler: 40.34
Pressups: 62
Situps: 82
BARB: 75, numeracy l2
literacy l2
Medical: cleared

**the_guru** · 07-04-2012, 15:09

Excitement not over yet. One of the Oxford crew is in extreme distress. Been lifted out of the boat and is receiving attention on a support boat.

**Taylor15** · 07-04-2012, 15:10

All he needs is a mars bar and a can of pepsi

1.5 mile: 8.59
5 miler: 40.34
Pressups: 62
Situps: 82
BARB: 75, numeracy l2
literacy l2
Medical: cleared

**southern sapper** · 07-04-2012, 15:17

More to the point no-one noticed the passed out bloke for a good 5 minutes!

**guzzijon** · 07-04-2012, 15:20

Originally Posted by History_Man

Good of you to answer on Taylor15's behalf

Interestingly enough, you've both offered quite different reasons!

Sorry sweetheart didn't realise I was butting in. It was plain that you asked the question before the clash of oars. My response was supposed to be humourous.

**the_guru** · 07-04-2012, 15:22

Trophy presentation cancelled. The injured rower is still being treated but is conscious and sat up.

How incredibly exciting.

Next year they should issue the Stroke with machine guns

**Taylor15** · 07-04-2012, 15:25

Can the swimmer get across to Augusta and ruin the golf next?

1.5 mile: 8.59
5 miler: 40.34
Pressups: 62
Situps: 82
BARB: 75, numeracy l2
literacy l2
Medical: cleared

**fas_et_gloria** · 07-04-2012, 15:29

Originally Posted by the_guru

Trophy presentation cancelled. The injured rower is still being treated but is conscious and sat up.

How incredibly exciting.

Next year they should issue the Stroke with machine guns

That's a good point. Make a note, Darling... "Recommendation for the Oxbridge Vice-Chancellors: Heavy machine guns for strokes." Bright idea, Blackadder.

Bahhhhhhhhh!