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Discuss Army V Navy 2012. Who's going? in Sports, Adventure Training and Events on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by regular_imbiber I'm going. It's against everything I've held dear over the years and this view has been reinforced by what I've seen of the many show-off arseholes who appear on the telly ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by regular_imbiber View Post
    I'm going.

    It's against everything I've held dear over the years and this view has been reinforced by what I've seen of the many show-off arseholes who appear on the telly at it each year.

    But I'm going, so see you there.

    What time is the bully-off?
    I don't know what the telly shows but it's always a blast from where I sit. The atmosphere before, during and after the game is effin' fantastic! Nowt like a bloke dressed as a women who's too pissed to walk in heels by 1100 to set the day up nicely!
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    Quote Originally Posted by methilman View Post
    Cheeky !!!! Hope your day will be as good as mine mate, well what we can remember about it anyway.
    I gave up going to the AvN a fair while back. As I've said before London Irish fills enough of my time, especially if I go to a few amateur games as well, I hate the way the Service Police think they can tell ex-Forces people what to do, and I'm not a huge fan of Twickenham anyway so going there & not being able to get a pint because I haven't a wristband for a bar means I can't numb the pain.

    Nowah, is it on the box? I may see if I can watch at home!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy View Post
    Was thinking yesterday...(been v busy) ...I may take the old man. Can't see tickets for sale online though.

    I'd said I'd take him to Twickenham as a birthday treat months ago. He deserves to be treated badly but a day out may be a laugh, he can drink a bit at least. My bday soon so I may get away with having to fork out for the whole day. Many tickets left? Off to have a look.

    Anyone got any freebies/cheap ones or wants to look after a 70 yr old father type (quite friendly, can get aggressive..but doesnt bite) for a couple of hours?
    Nothing like forward planning, were you some type of officer?
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    I will be on the plot, but purely for drinking. Will start off at Int Corps area at Kneller Hall and see how things develop / deteriorate.
    You've done your bit Hooky, out you go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack-daniels View Post
    Indeed.....I'll be the good looking fella with chicks hanging off me.
    You have some kind of domestic fowl fetish then?

    I was always a great believe in the maxim that " A single feather is erotic but the whole chicken is perverse".
    You've done your bit Hooky, out you go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rebel_with_a_cause View Post
    You have some kind of domestic fowl fetish then?

    I was always a great believe in the maxim that " A single feather is erotic but the whole chicken is perverse".
    Fuck a Duck.....that's my motto!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rebel_with_a_cause View Post
    You have some kind of domestic fowl fetish then?

    I was always a great believe in the maxim that " A single feather is erotic but the whole chicken is perverse".
    Perverted. Perverse means unnecessarily argumentative.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    Perverted. Perverse means unnecessarily argumentative.
    I bow to your superior command of grammar mon Capitaine.
    You've done your bit Hooky, out you go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rebel_with_a_cause View Post
    I bow to your superior command of grammar mon Capitaine.
    Vocabulary or language not grammar, anyway chickens are unnecessarily argumentative so you were correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    I hate the way the Service Police think they can tell ex-Forces people what to do,
    Virtually invisible other than scruffy fat wallahs tagging along with PCSOs, do very little and talk to no-one

    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    not being able to get a pint because I haven't a wristband for a bar
    Plenty of places to buy a pint outside of the restricted bars/tents etc.

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