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    Senior Member Cuddles's Avatar
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    Goodbye Mooro and Butler!

    The BBC have finally seen the light and will not be renewing Brian Moore or Eddie Butler's contracts at the end of the season. Instead they will be replaced by this character, who was available to commentate on the Calcutta cup via the interactive "red button":



    He apparently knows more about rugby than the former commentators, is Scots-friendly, unlike Moore and unbiased when faced by Wales, unlike Butler. Children like him and he has a relaxed manner front of camera, having peed on a script before now. He is not afraid to call a spade a spade and like butler, he too has a pet vegetable - his is a pot plant called Gary, rather than a former hooker who talks spheroids.

    So there you have it, I give you...Hacker T Dog, bill McLaren will be smiling down on Hawick tonight!

    Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"

    They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...

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    Re: Goodbye Mooro and Butler!

    Git I thought you were serious for a moment and was overjoyed at the thought of decent rugby commentators
    You Sir are a Cad and a Bounder
    The poster understands his english skills are shite and really couldnt give a fuck about punctuation and spelling as it dont float his boat if it does just fucking keep it to your self there is a good spelling/punctuation nazi you can just ignore me most do it it will be better for your blood pressure old chap have a nice day

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    Senior Member Cuddles's Avatar
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    Re: Goodbye Mooro and Butler!

    WAH!!!!!

    Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"

    They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...

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