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Discuss Unca Bob (again) in Southern Africa on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by jarrod248 I'm hoping to go to one of his birthday parties. http://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/15231288 You won't be able to give him a prostate massage. He hasn't got one anymore....
  1. 20-06-2012, 22:02 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
    I'm hoping to go to one of his birthday parties.
    http://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/15231288
    You won't be able to give him a prostate massage. He hasn't got one anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lardbeast View Post
    Blue light convoys carrying the pilferati in SA are not far behind Bob's record of fatalaties due to them driving like cunts. I'd pay good money to see them all bulldozed into a pit and left to drown in the piss of the people they've fucked over.
    Not always using blues either.
    Driving an older car down the M1 from PTA a couple of years back & was nearly taken off the rd by some large black Mercs 'clearing' a two lane path for the Union Buildings occupant's vrou. The kind lady desperately needed to get to Sandton City & redistribute some wealth.
    (Turn taxpayer's money into clothes & much needed though ineffectual beauty treatments.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Koschei View Post
    Won't that fucking munt just hurry up and die?!!
    He's on my dead pool list.
    High on life. And glue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swannee Kazoo View Post
    There's no mention of jelly and ice cream... It isnt a REAL birthday party without jelly and ice cream.
    and boiled eggs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cutaway View Post
    ...(Turn taxpayer's money into clothes & much needed though ineffectual beauty treatments.)

    Oh, I don't know....

    Squeezing off a claymore in her face could only improve things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lardbeast View Post
    Oh, I don't know....

    Squeezing off a claymore in her face could only improve things.
    Then I want most of parliament stood behind her.
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