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**Ord_Sgt** · 10-10-2010, 22:16

Originally Posted by futurebootie

I'd rather Zuma was in charge than Malema.

Zuma is a corrupt bafoon, and that is being generous.

**carlbcfc** · 10-10-2010, 22:28

Does this mean Gamu cane go home safely?

**Flashman07** · 10-10-2010, 22:46

There but for the grace of God go he. Sleep tight, Hero.

**EdMcDonald** · 28-12-2010, 03:46

I hope he dies a very slow and agonizing death. Also that Ian Smith is waiting for him outside the pearly gates

**Spot_the_Dog** · 28-12-2010, 04:03

Couldn't find the main article in the Int Cell??

I think this is a sham, as he has been toying with an exit plan for some time. If he says he has the big-C then he is probably hoping to get away with (murder!) prosecution when he retires. Slimey little arssewipe.

**DavidBOC** · 28-12-2010, 04:34

All this talk of Bob's funeral makes me think of the movie "Shipping News" set in Newfoundland. The Judi Dench character had been sexually abused by her older brother. After his funeral she takes his ashes, dumps them down the privy, sits down and pees on them,

Maybe could be incorporated into Bob's funeral

**rampant** · 28-12-2010, 04:54

Originally Posted by DavidBOC

All this talk of Bob's funeral makes me think of the movie "Shipping News" set in Newfoundland. The Judi Dench character had been sexually abused by her older brother. After his funeral she takes his ashes, dumps them down the privy, sits down and pees on them,

Maybe could be incorporated into Bob's funeral

The whole country will want a go, it'll take years for them to file through.

**jboldie** · 28-12-2010, 11:42

Originally Posted by Lizard_Lips

He wants to get himself up to Scotland and see the same specialist Al Megrahi did. He'll still be going strong this time next year

..Or the one that performed the miracle on Ernest saunders...

**Cuddles** · 28-12-2010, 17:15

I hope Ian Smith is indeed waiting for him at the Pearly Gates - inside them and with a big signboard directing Uncle Bob to his real for-all-eternity-location. The evil cunt. I hope the cancer is painful and his pain receptors resistant to analgesics.