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    Due to the reduction of bandwidth South West is now part of Wales

    Sorry, but times are tough. You have managed 6 threads and one is about shagging horses. Wales has managed 6 threads too, but they have avoided the subject of shagging farmyard animals. This came as a shock to those of us on the Committee I confess, but there it is.

    The South West thread will be merged with the Wales thread and be known as the "The Gleeful Pixies meet the Ginger Dwarfish" thread.

    Try not to breed. Some of us have family who read the ARRSE.

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    My mate has a tea shirt, it says "Lady Ga Ga should be Destroyed"

    I'll have him amend it. People who live north of Salisbury, "Need to be Fucked Up" and not in a good way.

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    My wife has a tea service. But that will not stop you becoming Welsh.

    Thanks for your input Jones The Tea Shirt.

    Fucks sakes. Can we not just amalgamate the South West, Wales and London? Put all the badly dressed people in one place?
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    Got it all wrong there Iron Duke... South West is now part of France according to the EU.

    So when do the 2 hour lunches come into effect?
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    I remember my first ever encounter with sheep on excersise. That's when I became a man! We have them in Wales for a reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RearWords View Post
    Got it all wrong there Iron Duke... South West is now part of France according to the EU.

    So when do the 2 hour lunches come into effect?
    Drekly. 23456

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    In that case then, anything above Manchester will be considered part of Scotland. There's fuck all up there anyway.

    Fuck you Iron Duke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leveller View Post
    In that case then, anything above Manchester will be considered part of Scotland. There's fuck all up there anyway.

    Fuck you Iron Duke.
    Why Manchester? You could move the border to Newbury.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cloudbuster View Post
    Drekly. 23456
    Possibly. ;)

    2 hour lunches; wine; subsidies; 2 fingers to any EU regs I don't like OR leeks.

    No contest.

    /insert smiley with tongue in cheek/
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    Talking about borders and pre-conceptions. When I lived 'up north' I used to think there was nothing of interest beyond Bristol apart from beaches. On living 'down south' I had the same mis-conception about anything beyond Cheltenham.
    There is a God and he looked down on the Earth and said "Let there be Liberal Democrats in the Government" and it came to pass that the disciple Dave brought Nick back from the wilderness and there was much partying.

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