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Man dies trying to leap 30ft across Cornwall harbour in Rover hatchback | Mail Online...
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B'ain't so bright down in Cornwall, be they?
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- 23-08-2010, 08:08 #2Senior Member
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Can't understand it - it worked OK when he did it on the x-box!
- 23-08-2010, 08:21 #3Senior Member
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I don't think we lost a cure for cancer here. Everyone knows Rovers are powered by a bag of old clocks and not capable of any speed other than 'pootling'
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Clearly a few elements missing from the attempt made by our plucky Cornishman.
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- 23-08-2010, 09:33 #5
"By Pol, Tre and Splash you shall know the Cornishmen"??
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- 23-08-2010, 10:12 #6
I do hope it was video'd and shows up in YouTube.
- 23-08-2010, 10:33 #7
Gleaming, made I larf. Thick fucker both sides of the harbour wall are at the same height. So assuming there was no chains to stop him and he'd took a longer run up to get a bit more speed. If his car would have ploughed straight in to the other wall. So Probably would have died in the crash or drowned on the far side. Darwin award gold.
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Brilliant! The answer to the whingeing, mono-browed Cornish cunts? Give all their children Rover hatchbacks to play with.
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I hope that the collateral damage was kept to a minimum.
- 23-08-2010, 10:55 #10
1 down, so many more to go. I wonder what brand of loopy juice the fecker was on. People often ask me why I didnt go back to Cornwall after leaving the army, I think me learned friend covers this question.
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