ARmy Rumour SErvice

**CountryGal** · 17-02-2010, 22:47

Originally Posted by Wee_Jock_Poopong

Originally Posted by lonegroover

I can't stand the tension - someone recommend Bordon and get it over with!

Bordon, best kebabs this side of Istanbul!

Hmmm joes kebabs (basingstoke) are fab too - not a reason to move here but great none the less lol

**TheIronDuke** · 17-02-2010, 22:53

Originally Posted by CountryGal

Hmmm joes kebabs (basingstoke) are fab too - not a reason to move here but great none the less lol

If Scarface, as played by Robert deNiro, stuck a chainsaw up against my ear, fired it up and said "You got two choices Punk. Move to Basingstoke or I am going to saw the top of your head off and do your sister up the jaxie"

I'd help him start the fucking chainsaw.

lol

**CountryGal** · 17-02-2010, 22:55

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

Originally Posted by CountryGal

Hmmm joes kebabs (basingstoke) are fab too - not a reason to move here but great none the less lol

If Scarface, as played by Robert deNiro, stuck a chainsaw up against my ear, fired it up and said "You got two choices Punk. Move to Basingstoke or I am going to saw the top of your head off and do your sister up the jaxie"

I'd help him start the fucking chainsaw.

lol

Its about now when you want to step away from the puter and have a lay down ;o)

**Danny_Dravot** · 17-02-2010, 23:04

Originally Posted by cunny_funt

Ash is very nice. :D

No Pikeys

& Ash Vale to Waterloo, 50 mins. :D

Schimples!!!!

i assume you're taking the p!ss with that comment - the one thing Ash is famous for is Pikeys...oh, and i think its in surrey!!

http://www.grthm.co.uk/local-story-surrey.php

**TheIronDuke** · 17-02-2010, 23:07

Originally Posted by CountryGal

Its about now when you want to step away from the puter and have a lay down ;o)

Thanks pet, but I am happily married to a girl I love. I'm sure Basingstoke has lots of nice guys who are just dying to get hooked up with a fat bird?

Why not walk out the door and give it a shot, fatso?

**CountryGal** · 17-02-2010, 23:08

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

Originally Posted by CountryGal

Its about now when you want to step away from the puter and have a lay down ;o)

Thanks pet, but I am happily married to a girl I love. I'm sure Basingstoke has lots of nice guys who are just dying to get hooked up with a fat bird?

Why not walk out the door and give it a shot, fatso?

Am far too busy stuffing my face with pies to walk - why wast emy energy on excersising ;o)

**TheIronDuke** · 17-02-2010, 23:10

Marry me?

**CC_TA** · 17-02-2010, 23:11

Originally Posted by smudge67

I am looking for a place, that is villagy, but not too rural. Easy to commute from, and not too costly on the petrol/train fairs.

No interest in local schools. Weekend hobbies include shooting, so easy access to Bisley etc would be advantageuos, and drinking, so good local pubs a must.

I have around 250k to spend on a house. So there must be options out there.

A garage for my Hotrod is a must also.

Moving to Hampshire

You want me to pop you some property papers in the post for ya?

No interest in local schools!?! You lie! :P

**TheIronDuke** · 17-02-2010, 23:21

Originally Posted by CC_TA

Moving to Hampshire

You want me to pop you some property papers in the post for ya?

No interest in local schools!?! You lie! :P

So, we are agreed. Anyone who lives in Hants and who requires a garage for his Hotrod is a fucking fruitbat? Yes?

Moving on... anybody know what won the 1.50 at Musselborough?

**spaz** · 17-02-2010, 23:24

Originally Posted by smudge67

Right you crazy cats. I may be moving from leafy Surrey to Hampshire.

I need to based around the M3/M4 corridor, with easy access to the motorway. M3 is more important than the M4.

I don't know the areas surrounding Basingrad very well. Any arrsers experience would be welcome. I don't want to be surrounded by chavs and pikeys, and don't want to live too far from civilisation either.

So.....if there are any pot "Phils and Kirstys" out there, now is your time to flourish.

Oh....train links to Waterloo would be better than Paddington.

Have you ruled out Bordon then?