Discuss farting in Sick Jokes on The Army Rumour Service; I couldn't stop farting in bed last night..
"For the 20th fucking time STOP FARTING", my Jewish wife moaned.
"Oh come on", I replied, "When did a bit of gas ever kill anyone?"
And now ...
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I couldn't stop farting in bed last night..
"For the 20th fucking time STOP FARTING", my Jewish wife moaned.
"Oh come on", I replied, "When did a bit of gas ever kill anyone?"
And now she's kicked me out for being fucking insensitive!
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Originally Posted by phil245 
Dear me Phil..... you are a very bad man!!!
Still funny thoughI WILL BLEED ON THE FLAG TO KEEP THE RED IN THE CROSS OF ST GEORGE.
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I had a German plumber in fitting a new shower. when he had gone, I found that he had plumbed the shower in to the gas supply, I suppose that old habits die hard.
- 16-06-2012, 20:08 #4
Seems Germany have asked for a Euro bail out....seems they have been presented with a gas bill by Poland that they fucked off without paying.
I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to fucking please you.
Your God was nailed to a cross, My God has a hammer! Questions??
http://www.arrse.co.uk/attachment.ph...6&d=1329855231
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Angela Merkel went to Poland last week.
The immigration Officer at Warsaw Airport inspected her passport and said 'Occupation?'
'Nein' she replied. 'I am only here for a few days'
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By law, shower heads in Germany have to have more than 10 holes.
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