- 13-06-2012, 23:28 #1
I couldn't stop farting in bed last night..
"For the 20th fucking time STOP FARTING", my Jewish wife moaned.
"Oh come on", I replied, "When did a bit of gas ever kill anyone?"
And now she's kicked me out for being fucking insensitive!
- 14-06-2012, 09:12 #2
- 16-06-2012, 17:00 #3
I had a German plumber in fitting a new shower. when he had gone, I found that he had plumbed the shower in to the gas supply, I suppose that old habits die hard.
- 16-06-2012, 20:08 #4
- Join Date
- Sep 2009
Seems Germany have asked for a Euro bail out....seems they have been presented with a gas bill by Poland that they fucked off without paying.I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to fucking please you.
Your God was nailed to a cross, My God has a hammer! Questions??
- 16-06-2012, 20:25 #5
Angela Merkel went to Poland last week.
The immigration Officer at Warsaw Airport inspected her passport and said 'Occupation?'
'Nein' she replied. 'I am only here for a few days'
- 16-06-2012, 22:44 #6
By law, shower heads in Germany have to have more than 10 holes.