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Discuss Prince Philip in Sick Jokes on The Army Rumour Service; Prince Philip was taken to hospital as a precautionary measure yesterday. The Queen saw that a black, blind man was on the act list for Monday night's concert and decided he couldn't be trusted....
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    Prince Philip

    Prince Philip was taken to hospital as a precautionary measure yesterday.

    The Queen saw that a black, blind man was on the act list for Monday night's concert and decided he couldn't be trusted.
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    Thats never stoped him before.









    Mind you after that river pageant fiasco and the bloody concert who can blame him for throwing a sickie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scoobydont View Post
    Thats never stoped him before.









    Mind you after that river pageant fiasco and the bloody concert who can blame him for throwing a sickie.
    My bold.

    Concur. Does he need a doctor's certificate to say he's chucked a sickie? 'Liz' might want to see it, just to make sure he was 'sick' and not just wanting to be watching it on the tele with the Corgi's up on the lounge.

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    Could put the mockers on the Jubilee recollections if the DofE is shown to have been killed off by it... Just saying!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoomShackerLacker:4441564
    Could put the mockers on the Jubilee recollections if the DofE is shown to have been killed off by it... Just saying!
    Im wondering how your username relates to your posts......?

    Just wondering!
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