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  1. 15-05-2012, 05:43 #1
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    Christmas

    What did the deaf dumb blind crippled boy get for Christmas?

    Cancer
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  2. 15-05-2012, 08:59 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by beetroot4000 View Post
    What did the deaf dumb blind crippled boy get for Christmas?

    Cancer
    I hope you get the same.

    Dull Cunt!
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    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

    "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
    how was the play?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrgrek View Post
    What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas?
    Answer: Cancer.
    Another dull cunt!

    1st post, good effort.

    Now fuck off there's a good chap.
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    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

    "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
    how was the play?"
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    Stand back Sir, nothing to see here. Move along!
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Legs View Post
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    Stand back Sir, nothing to see here. Move along!
    Can you in all honesty tell me I'm wrong though!
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

    "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
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    I won't say you're wrong, but in the same way I won't say you're right, because that would make your head swell. Love you!
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Legs View Post
    I won't say you're wrong, but in the same way I won't say you're right, because that would make your head swell. Love you!
    Fence sitter!
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    Quote Originally Posted by B_AND_T View Post
    Fence sitter!

    True, but it makes me smile!
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...
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    Fair enough, 2 burgers for you then!
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

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    how was the play?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by B_AND_T View Post
    Fair enough, 2 burgers for you then!
    ......and a Free Bee.
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    If you can't take the RAF, you shouldn't have joined a joke.
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