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Paddy was telling Mick about his first sky-dive.
When I got to the door of the plane I just couldn't jump so the 6ft 7inch black instructor unzips his fly and says: ...
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IRISH SKY DIVER
Paddy was telling Mick about his first sky-dive.
When I got to the door of the plane I just couldn't jump so the 6ft 7inch black instructor unzips his fly and says: 'If you don't jump you're getting this baby right up your arse!' "
Mick asks: "Did you jump?"
Paddy replies: "A little bit when it first went in."sirbhp likes this.
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I'm not an alcoholic, .......... alcoholics go to meetings, I go to the pub.
- 26-04-2012, 00:54 #3KirkzGuest
It doesn't hurt that much really.
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On hearing that a 95 - year old local blind man was a skydiver, a cub reporter on the paper went to interview him. After a few predictable questions, he had to ask.... Surely to avoid injury on landing you need to assume a position at the right moment....you're blind, how on earth do you know when to do it? Easy, said the old boy....the lead on the guidedog goes slack...
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- 29-04-2012, 17:49 #5KirkzGuest
On hearing that joke in 1995.......
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I think was a lot earlier than that
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