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Just to spice things up I said to my wife, “We’ll do a bit of role play tonight”
She was well up for it,
So I said, “You dress up like Whitney Houston and I’ll run you a bath
I`ve started to call my dick, Whitney.
Because it goes stiff in the bath.
Look up George Joseph Smith
A week ago, on Tuesday last, I had the pleasure of interviewing Andy McNab ( other names...
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On a sunny May evening,ten days before my birthday, I visited the National Army Museum in...
...and sit back satisfied, with a G&T, reflecting on how very well it's all...
For the last fucking time - I am NOT Stephen bloody Hawking!
You a carpenter?
Flushed via the Ceasar Augustus Memorial sewer.
I see that another self serving quango has hit the news:
NHS Watchdog In...
Tongue in groove
They had spare paint?
Licking Ladies Minge.
Why did they camouflage it?
Cloud with legs!
Whilst been pulled over by a "jobs worth" bobby near Leeds, he pointed out the...