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  1. 07-04-2012, 18:04 #1
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    Whitney

    Just to spice things up I said to my wife, “We’ll do a bit of role play tonight”

    She was well up for it,

    So I said, “You dress up like Whitney Houston and I’ll run you a bath
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    I`ve started to call my dick, Whitney.
    Because it goes stiff in the bath.
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