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Discuss Whitney Houston at the Sick Jokes forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; What's the difference between whitney Houston and Justin Bieber? Hopefully about two weeks...
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    Whitney Houston

    What's the difference between whitney Houston and Justin Bieber?

    Hopefully about two weeks
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    What's 6 inches long and wont get sucked on this Valentines day?


    Whitney Houstons crack pipe.
    I used to lead retreats, mate!

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    Fantastic. Just when we needed another bunch of dullards, you two turn up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cloudbuster View Post
    Fantastic. Just when we needed another bunch of dullards, you two turn up.
    And we forced you to read this did we? there there there!!

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    No; despite your assertion, it's very difficult to force someone to read something on the Internet. It's a voluntary action, rather like making the small effort to scan the threads to see if you're going to contribute something new and refreshing which would make your thread worthwhile, as distinct from regurgitating drivel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cloudbuster View Post
    No; despite your assertion, it's very difficult to force someone to read something on the Internet. It's a voluntary action, rather like making the small effort to scan the threads to see if you're going to contribute something new and refreshing which would make your thread worthwhile, as distinct from regurgitating drivel.
    I could have posted

    The ku klux klan today described whitney houstons condition as "satisfactory"...

    But i thought that a tad uncouth
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    What do Spiders and Whitney Huston have in common. They're both black and can't get out of the bath
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    Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his boots....after that say what you want, he's a mile away and your wearing his boots.

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    What's lies on the floor, will always love you and has white stuff all around it's nose?

    A Border Collie.
    Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his boots....after that say what you want, he's a mile away and your wearing his boots.

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    I've decided to call my cock Whitney because it goes stiff in the bath.
    Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his boots....after that say what you want, he's a mile away and your wearing his boots.

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    posting jokes about her isn't alright! but it's okayyy!

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