Whitney Houston is going to duet with Amy Winehouse, they are doing a re-mix of a Jonny Cash classic, "We snort the line"

An officer from the Beverley Hills PD walks up to his Lieutenant and exclaims "Have you seen Whitneys bathroom, everythings polished silver and diamond encrusted. The toilet is particularly impressive" "Forget about the bathroom son" replies the Lieutenant, "Have you seen the size of the floater the mucky bitch left in the bath"

Originally Posted by BlackStonePanda

An officer from the Beverley Hills PD walks up to his Lieutenant and exclaims "Have you seen Whitneys bathroom, everythings polished silver and diamond encrusted. The toilet is particularly impressive" "Forget about the bathroom son" replies the Lieutenant, "Have you seen the size of the floater the mucky bitch left in the bath"

So, if the Lieutenant told the officer to forget about the bathroom, why did he then draw the officers attention to the turd in the bath? He had just told the officer to forget about the bathroom. Was he trying to confuse the officer?

And the Lieutenant refers to the officer as 'son'.

Why is the Lieutenant trying to confuse his son at a murder scene in a room with a stiff and floating faeces?

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Lol, copied and pasted from Sickipedia my friend. It was just my opportunity to share a joke. not correct it. :D

I don't believe this. First Whitney Huston.......and now that bloke from Steps

Originally Posted by NigG

I don't believe this. First Whitney Huston.......and now that bloke from Steps

Tragedy!!!

Originally Posted by NigG

I don't believe this. First Whitney Huston.......and now that bloke from Steps

If only!!!

Whitney Houston's agent has said that Whitney will be appearing in a remake of the Bodyguard, it's to be called The Bodybag.

In good taste?......

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