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Discuss Open Invitation to a shoot at JJH's range on 25 July in Shooting, Hunting & Fishing on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by The_Snail JJH, Hartsfield or not? This fucking card is burning a hole in my hand. Yes, regrettably...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    JJH, Hartsfield or not? This fucking card is burning a hole in my hand.
    Yes, regrettably
    "A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857

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    Quote Originally Posted by jumpinjarhead View Post
    Yes, regrettably
    I'm doing it now. It had better be sunny. I've got nice frocks.
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    Can I have 3 weeks of boring you? Or more? I'm sort of house trained, I can cook, and I promise to bring Marmite.

    You fuckers don't think I'll do it. Dream on.
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    All booked. My worst nightmare will be getting to Gatwick.

    And nobody had faith in me. Wankers.
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    Will donate if a picci of sluggie firing the seriously long rifle in the standing position is posted, without the recoil sitting her on her arse.

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    We have plenty of kennel facilities.
    "A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    All booked. My worst nightmare will be getting to Gatwick.

    And nobody had faith in me. Wankers.
    I did, just remember to let everyone know about the guns and exploding targets as its polite to do so. those London folk live shallow lives and would appreciate it.
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    what the world needs is an enema, make that two - just to give it a sense of purpose.

    US electoral democracy is just a structured system of legalised bribery.

    a senior Chinese officer has said, “all the great nations in the world own aircraft carriers – they are symbols of a great nation”. That’s why China has just commissioned its first. By the same token, to opt for a “carrier gap” of some years is to abandon your responsibilities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumblegrunt View Post
    I did, just remember to let everyone know about the guns and exploding targets as its polite to do so. those London folk live shallow lives and would appreciate it.
    I'll take a camera.

    Oooooooh - doggies and ponies and guns and being abusive to plane staff.

    Guzz, you fat old freak, come on, you know you want to.

    If you loved me.................................
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    Quote Originally Posted by jumpinjarhead View Post
    My British friends who are coming in September said the US Homeland Security paperwork is ridiculously complicated. But if you can endure the bureaucrats, the smell of cordite in the morning will allay any lingering frustrations.

    This is from the US website:
    I believe their website is actually out of date ref criminal convictions. The actual paperwork only asks whether you've been convicted of certain types of crime (presumably sexual though the definition is loose).

    Takes 10 mins to fill out the form online, costs $10 (I think) and you get an immediate decision.

    Realistically, I imagine they're just checking you against blacklists.
    Try not to die a virgin. When you get to heaven they make you fuck a suicide bomber.

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    Yes i would love to come but too short notice

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