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Discuss Open Invitation to a shoot at JJH's range on 25 July in Shooting, Hunting & Fishing on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by jarrod248 Err, you want this marriage to last? The only reason I'm bothering to marry her is because she's got a vague interest in this stuff. She can probably shoot better than ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
    Err, you want this marriage to last?
    The only reason I'm bothering to marry her is because she's got a vague interest in this stuff. She can probably shoot better than me too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Your_Mums_Pal View Post
    The only reason I'm bothering to marry her is because she's got a vague interest in this stuff. She can probably shoot better than me too.
    Get rid and quick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Any more for any more?

    You lot surely can't leave me alone with JJH, Chimster and Mongo (and some big well hung American bizzies) with guns and ponies and stuff.

    JJH, Chim is doing an itinerary. He's also up for the dolphins and penguins.

    Oh, and have you got a pool?
    Just rember if it is a pond/lake they do get 'gators in parts of Georgia. But that's OK as you will have access to guns. Gator is good, tastes just like chicken but the meat is whiter with none of the pink in chicken. Nice on BBQ with a teriyaki glaze. Southern fried gator bits are nice too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    I don't.

    A fucking leave pass? To my parent unit? The last time I saw them was when they broke my letterbox and threatened to call the police if I didn't get out of bed. That was 2 years ago.. Cheeky fuckers.

    Everyone knows I love my bed.

    JJH, there are no stairs involved there are there? I'm shit with stairs - J will tell you.
    There are indeed stairs--one flight only. We will enjoy the entertainment watching you maneuver them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jumpinjarhead View Post
    There are indeed stairs--one flight only. We will enjoy the entertainment watching you maneuver them.
    I'll enjoy the pictures of you dragging or carrying her. It's your baby now, enjoy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
    I'll enjoy the pictures of you dragging or carrying her. It's your baby now, enjoy.
    This will be quite interesting given the taut ship that the LHCO' (aka SWMBO) runs. I learned MANY years ago she is not a person to trifle with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jumpinjarhead View Post
    I do hope you are joking about the weed. If not, I would not recommend coming since there will be law enforcement present at the shoot not to mention my zero tolerance attitude about such things.
    'Twas a joke JJh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagrantviolator View Post
    'Twas a joke JJh.
    I am greatly relieved.
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    Are you in Indiana or Georgia, JJH? Both have Atalanta's and one is close to where I'll be on that date. Sounds like a grand time. Will guests have to bring ammo, or pay in to cover the cost? I'm pretty sure that I would have a problem with people firing crappy rounds through my weapons, and imagine you would feel the same. If guests are to bring our own, what would you prefer we purchase? Also the name of a supplier in the area would be helpful, as there is just no way I will be bringing ammo through the border at Detroit. Thanks,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagrantviolator View Post
    Are you in Indiana or Georgia, JJH? Both have Atalanta's and one is close to where I'll be on that date. Sounds like a grand time. Will guests have to bring ammo, or pay in to cover the cost? I'm pretty sure that I would have a problem with people firing crappy rounds through my weapons, and imagine you would feel the same. If guests are to bring our own, what would you prefer we purchase? Also the name of a supplier in the area would be helpful, as there is just no way I will be bringing ammo through the border at Detroit. Thanks,
    FV
    If you change your mind and decide to bring ammo across be sure to wear a keffiyeh. ICE will be impressed and you might will an all expense paid vacation to a US resort in Cuba.
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