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    chuffed as Bollocks

    Picking first shottys up on Tuesday, two singles and a sweet little Belgian sbs, and will have change from a ton.
    Not the nicest ones out there but work and in proof, so as the title says chuffed as Fucking themBollocks.

    Now just need to learn how to hit things with them

    Stay safe all

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    Barrrrrgain

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    Quote Originally Posted by cymraeg View Post
    Picking first shottys up on Tuesday, two singles and a sweet little Belgian sbs, and will have change from a ton.
    Not the nicest ones out there but work and in proof, so as the title says chuffed as Fucking themBollocks.

    Now just need to learn how to hit things with them

    Stay safe all
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert View Post
    You better not come out to ARRSE as conduction some "psychological experiment"
    Apologies probably me being Welsh and thick but you have lost me there boyo

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    Quote Originally Posted by cymraeg View Post
    Apologies probably me being Welsh and thick but you have lost me there boyo
    We are all lost souls. Repent and see the error of your ways... and lead a s**t boring life Great Deal though; was it from a Dealer or a private sale?
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    He is a little dealer up in the midlands and As I'm passing on the way back to the mother land, decided to pick one of the singles up for the chief of staff domestic affairs, and asked what else he had and just about ripped his arm off, as stated just need to get used to the sbs now, any tips anyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by cymraeg View Post
    any tips anyone
    Its not a rifle, you keep the gun tracking along slightly ahead of the target when pulling the trigger.

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    get lessons but being thick and wwelsh just raise the gun to your head, wooden end nearest the head!
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    Thanks for the advice ugly, just wondering if raising the wooden bit to your head worked for you or did you still have to have lessons afterwards?


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    Still get the lessons bud, even if from a mate!
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