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    Re: Man shot at Leicestershire shooting ground

    Leicestershire Police have now released the following statement.

    The victim 'Elmur Thud' was apparently hunting rabbits, In the course of the chase, he was outwitted by said rabbit, and suffered a shotgun wound, burnt face and shredded clothing.
    Mr Thud has subsequently vowed to hunt that pesky rabbit, he would have got away with it, the first time, if it wasn't for some snot nosed brats.

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    Her breasts were like ripe strawberries, but much bigger, a completely different colour, not as bumpy, and without the little green things on top.

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    Re: Man shot at Leicestershire shooting ground

    Quote Originally Posted by hairyarse2
    Leicestershire Police have now released the following statement.

    The victim 'Elmur Thud' was apparently hunting rabbits, In the course of the chase, he was outwitted by said rabbit, and suffered a shotgun wound, burnt face and shredded clothing.
    Mr Thud has subsequently vowed to hunt that pesky rabbit, he would have got away with it, the first time, if it wasn't for some snot nosed brats.

    The Janitor was unavailable for comment.
    Can we assume that Jessica Fletcher was also in attendance, and Columbo is due to investigate the crime scene???
    Come Mrs Gargery, let us have a taste of that savoury pork pie and see if we may do it some justice!!!

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    Re: Man shot at Leicestershire shooting ground

    Quote Originally Posted by TalaveraTom
    Quote Originally Posted by hairyarse2
    Leicestershire Police have now released the following statement.

    The victim 'Elmur Thud' was apparently hunting rabbits, In the course of the chase, he was outwitted by said rabbit, and suffered a shotgun wound, burnt face and shredded clothing.
    Mr Thud has subsequently vowed to hunt that pesky rabbit, he would have got away with it, the first time, if it wasn't for some snot nosed brats.

    The Janitor was unavailable for comment.
    Can we assume that Jessica Fletcher was also in attendance, and Columbo is due to investigate the crime scene???
    Nope, because Danger Mouse has assumed Gold Command and he wants Roger Rabbit on the case.

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    Re: Man shot at Leicestershire shooting ground

    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin
    Quote Originally Posted by TalaveraTom
    Quote Originally Posted by hairyarse2
    Leicestershire Police have now released the following statement.

    The victim 'Elmur Thud' was apparently hunting rabbits, In the course of the chase, he was outwitted by said rabbit, and suffered a shotgun wound, burnt face and shredded clothing.
    Mr Thud has subsequently vowed to hunt that pesky rabbit, he would have got away with it, the first time, if it wasn't for some snot nosed brats.

    The Janitor was unavailable for comment.
    Can we assume that Jessica Fletcher was also in attendance, and Columbo is due to investigate the crime scene???
    Nope, because Danger Mouse has assumed Gold Command and he wants Roger Rabbit on the case.
    I don't know where your intel comes from? But i can catagorically state that DM is in the Arctic! Apparently, Baron Greenback is trying to usurp the Russians claim to the territory, and cause trouble between us and them. So, he and Penfold have been despatched to thwart his plans and save the day. You know what they say?...Wherever there is danger he'll be there!!!
    Come Mrs Gargery, let us have a taste of that savoury pork pie and see if we may do it some justice!!!

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    Re: Man shot at Leicestershire shooting ground

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    Quote Originally Posted by studentfeckwit
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/8462587.stm

    A man has been found with fatal gun shot wounds at a gun club in Leicestershire.

    The man, who is thought to be in his 50s, was shot at the Kibworth Shooting Ground Club off Harborough Road at about 1400 GMT.

    Police have not confirmed if the death is suspicious. The area has been cordoned off while forensic investigations are carried out.

    The victim has not yet been identified by police.

    An ambulance was called to the scene just after 1400 GMT.

    The club is set in 30 acres of rural land, about 10 miles south of Leicester.

    It has about 700 members who have use of facilities including target ranges and clay pigeon shooting.
    Not good news, either for his family
    Obviously

    or for shooters at large.
    Why? No more shocking than "driver found dead in car" .
    Cars kill 3500 every year. Shooting - not many. We 'accept' car related death in a rather strange disconnection with the event. There is the potential for an anti-shooting reaction to this.

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    Targets will fall when hit.
    Older,but no wiser.

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