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    Passing the Port

    After imbibing in several messes there seems to be a vast amount of differing traditions on this, obviously all involve passing to the left and pouring for a lady however:

    1. Decanter not to leave table
    2. Decanter not to touch table
    3. Decanter lifted over your glass
    4. Pour your own
    5. Pour for the person on your left

    Sure there are many more out there.

    Is there a "correct" way or does it come down to Corps/Regt/Unit traditions or does it not matter as long as the Port keeps flowing?
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    Re: Passing the Port

    Quote Originally Posted by BigRed
    After imbibing in several messes there seems to be a vast amount of differing traditions on this, obviously all involve passing to the left and pouring for a lady however:

    1. Decanter not to leave table
    2. Decanter not to touch table
    3. Decanter lifted over your glass
    4. Pour your own
    5. Pour for the person on your left

    Sure there are many more out there.

    Is there a "correct" way or does it come down to Corps/Regt/Unit traditions or does it not matter as long as the Port keeps flowing?
    Pour yours and whoever is sitting to the left of you then give the 1000 yard stare to anyone who try's to move it on.
    Coaching done, training done - now she's just got to go out and do it. Brighton Marathon off you go.

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    Re: Passing the Port

    As long as the Port keep flowing who really cares! Perish the thought of it running out at the last Regt Dinner I went to...that was even before everyone had a first fill!!!!!

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    Re: Passing the Port

    We had a tradition that no two decanters should be with in one place of each other iof they touched you were fined / raddished etc. The subbies had a rule that your glass should be empty when a decanter was passed to you.

    The effect if not moderated by Dad was a that of ever increasing rates of decanter passing to avoid "clinkage" and fining and associated port consumption / erratic behaviour etc.
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    Re: Passing the Port

    Quote Originally Posted by Scorptin
    As long as the Port keep flowing who really cares! Perish the thought of it running out at the last Regt Dinner I went to...that was even before everyone had a first fill!!!!!
    I presume they sacked the PMC
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    He did get some s**t later, think he ended up buying a few bottles!

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    Re: Passing the Port

    Never leaves the table.
    I once got fined a crate for wandering around the mess drinking straight from the decanter.

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    Re: Passing the Port

    So its down to units tradition then with no hard and fast rules from days gone by?
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