Originally Posted by Arte_et_Marte

You don't say what type of mess it is.

As I posted it in the Senior thread I did not think I would need to point out which Mess it was for.


Thank you all that have been sensable with the answers, Still not got anything that I have not seen before well apart from the Knife thrower idea, not sure I will get away with that.

I think I am begining to know why the prizes are normaly the same, well apart from the star prize.

Hunting Tramps in Siberia. You go off as a fit 6 man team, armed to the teeth with the best modern weaponry and Quads. The Tramp (55 yrs old, Semi-professional Alcoholic, Professional Lay-about, Loser, but not Black) has a 24 hr start on foot in the Siberian forests. You all set out with tracker-dogs, GPS, Google Earth etc and search and destroy. The first one to put it out of its misery gets the USGL ed leg mounted on a beautiful piece of home-grown, quarter-sawn Siberian Larch.

Its a win-win situation for Squaddies.

Originally Posted by defender

As I posted it in the Senior thread I did not think I would need to point out which Mess it was for.


Thank you all that have been sensable with the answers, Still not got anything that I have not seen before well apart from the Knife thrower idea, not sure I will get away with that.

I think I am begining to know why the prizes are normaly the same, well apart from the star prize.

Ah I see now... I'm supposed to know that you posted this in the correct thread. Thanks for the criticism.

Seen it all before as well eh?

Whybotherpostingherethen?

Notice that I sometimes can't be bothered with spaces between words you feckin lazy individual.

Suddenly lost interest in this thread.

Have a gleaming party.

Originally Posted by Arte_et_Marte

Ah I see now... I'm supposed to know that you posted this in the correct thread. Thanks for the criticism.

Seen it all before as well eh?

Whybotherpostingherethen?

Notice that I sometimes can't be bothered with spaces between words you feckin lazy individual.

Suddenly lost interest in this thread.

Have a gleaming party.

With you on this A e M, the lazy, brain dead knob, couldn't be arrsed or didn't have what it takes to think of anything original himself so came on here to get some ideas and suggestions as he was too frightend to try something different and take the risk of it all going pear shaped, then gobs off.

'Oo, oo RSM Sir, I think my prizes will be the best ever, you will be weally, weally impressed'

Feckin lisping La di Da Gunner Graham twat.

What about this for something different, tickets for a sightseeing tour of Belfast.



Belfast City Sightseeing



Belfast Bus Tours - Your Belfast Tours Come Alive with Sightseeing Tours From Belfast

One thing that I find works. A few days before the Christmas Ball, hold a pre-ball draw one afternoon in the mess for all but the top 5 prizes. Saves a lot of time on the night of the ball and gives an excuse for an afternoon sesh in the mess.

Originally Posted by scarlettygrey

One thing that I find works. A few days before the Christmas Ball, hold a pre-ball draw one afternoon in the mess for all but the top 5 prizes. Saves a lot of time on the night of the ball and gives an excuse for an afternoon sesh in the mess.

Already doing that, but in our mess we don't need an excuse.