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**Closet_Jibber** · 29-12-2011, 18:24

I once told a fat bird I intended to do a 'hit and run' on that I was "On Call" to deploy to Baghdad at 6 hours notice to move. This not only scored me kudos for being a steely eyed dealer of death but it also provided me with a most excellent exit strategy when at 0500hours I explained I needed to make my way to Gatwick and departed.

Am I a walt too? Will I be exposed? Will there be a photo of me in a tabloid on rememberance sunday wearing a SAS beret?

**FNUSNU** · 29-12-2011, 18:42

I once told a bird I was a dolphin trainer, does that make me an anti-Walt or a civvie-Walt?

**Biscuits_AB** · 29-12-2011, 18:44

I used to walt as a civvy quite frequently.

**JoeyDeacon** · 29-12-2011, 18:44

Originally Posted by FNUSNU

I once told a bird I was a dolphin trainer, does that make me an anti-Walt or a civvie-Walt?

Could be a SEAL team walt - you were training them to plant mines on the hulls of ships !

**bigeye** · 29-12-2011, 18:45

Originally Posted by Closet_Jibber

I once told a fat bird I intended to do a 'hit and run' on that I was "On Call" to deploy to Baghdad at 6 hours notice to move. This not only scored me kudos for being a steely eyed dealer of death but it also provided me with a most excellent exit strategy when at 0500hours I explained I needed to make my way to Gatwick and departed.

Am I a walt too? Will I be exposed? Will there be a photo of me in a tabloid on rememberance sunday wearing a SAS beret?

The fact that you had come to come up with a complicated ruse to shag a fat bird doesn't say a lot for your appeal....

Couldn't you have shown her your hand cuffs, truncheon etc?

**Zero_Over** · 29-12-2011, 18:47

Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB

I used to walt as a civvy quite frequently.

Well they wouldn't let people into pubs in the late 90's if they thought you were a squaddie...

**JoeyDeacon** · 29-12-2011, 18:50

Originally Posted by Zero_Over

Well they wouldn't let people into pubs in the late 90's if they thought you were a squaddie...

Unless you happened to be in the Signals

**bigeye** · 29-12-2011, 18:51

Originally Posted by JoeyDeacon

Could be a SEAL team walt - you were training them to plant mines on the hulls of ships !

How do love... you know them cute fish that jump through hoops and that eh?
Dolphins. Well I train them to blow themselves to pieces with bombs, me.

Number 210 on the list of all time great chat-up lines.

**Rabid Chihuahua** · 29-12-2011, 18:52

Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB

I used to walt as a civvy quite frequently.

Ah, being a Hamster breeder in Lyness' in Richhill to pull a local with webbed feet. They were the (dying, extremely mundane last) days of BANNER.

**Closet_Jibber** · 29-12-2011, 19:35

Originally Posted by bigeye

The fact that you had come to come up with a complicated ruse to shag a fat bird doesn't say a lot for your appeal....

Couldn't you have shown her your hand cuffs, truncheon etc?

That incident was prior to me become a steely eyed dealer of justice and protector of the vulnerable. At that point I was a spotty, ribby early twenty something with scabby shoulders from from manpacking milan rounds which at the time probably weighed more than me.

I agree with you. She'd have been a fool to turn me down but would you believe that even some fatties have standards.