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When I was working in Dubai, some of my A-rab colleagues had a hatred for black people that bordered on the pathological. For some reason they seemed to hate African-Americans the most.

However,...

As msr says, sack off McAfee. It's keek.

Hot Imprezas are now no more (in the UK at least). Subaru say no. I reckon they fucked up their market with that pig-ugly hatchback.

These were proper:
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He'd still be better than that boring sod Gary Neville. Let's hope G.N. Never gets a radio job. There'll be RTCs all over the place with folk falling asleep at the wheel.
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I've bought quite a few books from Amazon second-hand. They've all been in pretty good nick, and a couple have looked brand new. The first one I got was "Back from the Brink" by Michael Edwardes, for...

Look at a dark coloured one head-on. It looks like Hitler.

I hate to say it, but a Vauxhall Cascada might suit your needs. Not sure when they're out in the UK, though.

^Although you can remove the toolbar etc without removing the Start program if you forget. Programs and Features in Control Panel.

Start 8 is pretty good, as is Start Menu X. I think either will do your job.

You might want to think about getting a Windows 7 disc for your new machine, but a word of warning: some newer systems...

Probably, but I don't think it's solely the grumblers. People are a bit skint theses days, and the cost/benefit analysis of a new computer doesn't present a great argument. The massive leaps forward...

What Microsoft is now saying (and not) about Windows Blue | ZDNet

I took the (short) time to familiarise myself with 8, and I've no issues with it. Office 2013, AutoCAD 2014 and the raft of other...

MacBooks are shite. And the Apple "Geniuses" are thick as a whale omelette. I had a SPACKBook Pro here to fix. DOA, no boot. Dead mobo, knacked HDD, fried RAM. A mobo is 400 clams from Apple, and...

Here's another, using it myself. Freeware & Pro versions: Start Menu X

http://i1223.photobucket.com/albums/dd508/kseries16v/startmenux_zpsa42310b0.png

It should just be a case of copying them to your flash drive (mem stick) and then from that to your new pc. There's very little scope for anything to go wrong in that scenario. Duff mem stick/flash...

This is good value at the minute

HP Pavilion 15-b146sa Sleekbook 15.6" Laptop - Red Deals | Pcworld

Worth checking if it can take more RAM though.

As far as Win 8 goes, we're looking at a...

I had a Fiat 131 Supermirafiori 2 litre twink myself. Went like a stabbed rat, the brakes would stop you. Once. Steering was as vague as a Lib Dem manifesto, but the car had a lovely Tart's-Boudoir...

If you told the council of your change of circs (in writing I hope!) then you shouldn't have an issue. Don't phone the council on Monday, go and speak to someone in person, or at least make an...

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I think Ivanovic has already said he's not going to ask for charges to be brought.

10 games is quite a lay-off. He'll need to find something else to get his teeth into...


Yep, that's my coat.

[QUOTE=Fang_Farrier;5036082]Thank but was hoping something didn't have to pay for and as phone is not allowing for selection of USB cable am not convinced it will work[/QUOTE

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LG phones are a pain in the arse, and their proprietary software is utter bollocks. Mobiledit might be worth a shot.

MOBILedit! - PC Suite for all phones

(In an Indian accent): "I'm happy you are calling. Your daughter come to my house, and she kick my dog, and now my dog needs operation"

Or, pretend to be Jose Mourinho - a couple of cold caller...

There is no useful treatment or cure for these people. Bullet behind the ear.

Fixed, etc etc

{wah shield UP}

Tell the cops the truth, adding that your head is mashed at the minute and you didn't realise/appreciate the implications of your actions. Apologise profusely. Don't embellish it...

Some screaming Leftie, no doubt. It seems a rather arbitrary, nice round figure to me.

I bloody love DOS.

For this purpose, format c: /q is sufficient. A true low level format isn't user-feasible on the current crop of hard drives anyway. Low-level format is something from the MFM and RLL days. The...

This.

If you plug in a Gfx card to one of the PCIe slots, it'll usually override (and turn off) the on-board graphics. However, my own PC has an option in BIOS to have them both working at the same time,...

Good post. Thanks particularly for the last paragraph, as I was having this argument just a few days ago with a colleague.

I want a camera like that! Someone told me that those are about a hundred grand or something equally eye-popping.

Merc taxis rack up more miles.

No you tit, you said sh*d

Aw fuck, you've done it now.

Security, numbnuts.

Not many people. That's why Honda's global sales are in the toilet right now. Dealers closing all over the show, too.

Troo dat. I was expecting to pick up a brand new Rover in Aug 94, and I was told I had to wait a few more days. The dealers were upfront about it "Sorry sir, we mashed one of the doors up". Panel...

Nope, the two irregular holes either side of the central one.

Edit: actually, I think you're correct, Joker.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/30/article-2301650-190345FE000005DC-504_634x358.jpg

Grey import Pajero/Shogun with a snorkel and a mangled back bumper. Pure Pikey. She probably had a...