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It was actually a lot cheaper and more efficient than shooting. Bullets weren't cheap and even the Einsatzgruppen were uncomfortable with shooting so many people, especially those of German...

Because you're blind as well as thick?

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God, that show was shit.

On crack, are we?

Well someone has to do the jobs that the ruling underclass refuse to, you clown.

Higgsy, I haven't read the other thread - could you post a list in this one of the claims and figures that you dispute so that we can respond to them properly?

If the number of people systematically murdered turned out to be lower than the generally accepted total would it really be any less horrifying?

What the fuck's wrong with Nescafe, you poofs?

Eeeexcellent. *sound of blade rasping on whetstone*

The Poles I've worked with in the past have all been highly competent, professional and cracking lads when out on the piss but fuck me, they liked their violence. They were pretty damn good at it...

I've posted this before, but it's worth repeating.

Bounce Banana likes this.

She wasn't much of a looker to begin with, but Jesus Christ...

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Nasty.

Muggins. It's been a slow week.

Buy yourself a bigger telly, tight-arse.

I thought the concept had potential, but the film was awful. They could've done away with the rather pointless female lead (who couldn't act for toffee), made the cartel as vicious as its real-life...

Praise from Caesar...

Say it isn't so.

It's pretty much what we get in sausages anyway.

I'm not too sure about that. Not to be crude, but just having been there before doesn't mean that you're entitled to it whenever you like.

The Anonymous script-kiddies always seem to be slightly ahead of the curve with this sort of thing. If the tide turns it doesn't bode well for a platform that depends so heavily on encryption.

If you want an Aliens-style sentry gun and you're reasonably handy with a soldering gun, fill your boots.

Weaponsgrade Kavelaars - Open Source Sentry Gun - Guide

How the fuck did they manage to charge you if there wasn't any evidence?

The only way cycling's reformed is through better pharmacology.

Fair one, Jarrod, not many people would be willing to do that.

I believe this little trick gets you automatically bumped to the top of the housing list as well.

Mister Google tells me that if you're in a Council property your rent is completely covered by Housing Benefit. There's an upper limit if you're in privately rented accomodation that varies...

Ok then...



Hmmm.

Edited because Google tells me that JSA is actually higher than I thought it was.

I'm not so sure about that. I'm guesstimating most of these figures, so feel free to correct them if you know better.






I hope my figures are wrong, otherwise I'm first parading the...

6% of rape cases secure a conviction. 95% of murder cases secure a conviction. Sorry, where exactly is the incentive to feed her through a woodchipper?

Successful ventures thrive and grow, others fail and go under. The human cost of failure is unfortunate, but short of subsidising every failing business in the UK at the expense of the more...

A thrown axe is equivalent to a musket shot? Are you feeling alright?

I don't care.

I couldn't sleep, I was too scared that some hard knock from the rough end of Internetshire was going to hunt me down and kick me to death for not showing enough outrage about some twat posting shit...

Because not everyone's as hard as you, Knuckles.

Now that made me smirk. :)

Depends - do you fuck family members?

A little odd, seeing as the Metro generally copies other news source's articles word for word.

There's no way in hell that prosecuting someone on account of some drippy twat's internet outrage is in the public interest, so no, he did not deserve to go to jail.

Is what's supposedly happened...

Fuck off, Chubb.

So telling these jokes in the pub would have been perfectly legal (even if it would have earned him a slap)?