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Would you please share your recipe for Beef Olives?
I know you can search for it,but a home cooked recipe sounds so much better.

Being in Bradford and therefore quite spoilt for choice of Curry houses,my vote goes to The 3 Singhs on Sticker Lane in Bradford One of only a few true Indians in Bradford.

No I wasn't but I would do my research BEFORE buying an underage dog.

With a potentially clueless new owner?

My point exactly.

Should it not still be with its mother at that age?

Be careful Monty....this is how stalkers start.....allegedly.

Pub 20.30 hrs.

So,erm not this joke then!

Thanks for the suggestions Gents.....I don't know what has happened but they seem to have reinstated themselves without any "help" from me.

None of my sidebar gadgets (weather,currency conv,etc) will connect ,any suggestions please?
I am a technophobe so easy fixes would be appreciated,anything complicated and I'll do without them.

Why were you doing the fucking washing in the first place you tart?

I'm looking for a bit of help Gents.I was a Class 1 Fitter Re during my time in and have lost all my City and Guilds certificates.What I am looking for is someone who did their 0-2 training at...

I believe that he is also looking at the long term earning potential.

Didn't know if this was going to be a joke or a confession Poppy.

Snow White arrived home one evening to find her home destroyed by fire. She was especially worried because she'd left all seven dwarves asleep inside. As she scrambled among the wreckage, frantically...

Would that be Minke,Killer,Wright or Blue? Only asking.

I bought my wife some crutchless knickers for Halloween.Nothing sexual in it,they just help her to grip her broomstick a bit better.




Don't tell me it's a crap joke....................I...

And,pray tell.What did I do to deserve such slander and libel?
I hate you all.......bastards the lot of you!!!!

Mutter,mutter,mumble,mumble.

Thank you Mac......erm,I think !

It's a toss up as to who has the worse dog breath!

Abu Hamza is reported to be overjoyed at the decision by staff at Guantanamo Bay to stage Peter Pan as this years Panto.

Fucking teachers are all hypocrites.......they say that you aren't allowed to take your kids on holiday during term time,apparently it's ok for them though.

You see CD,that's where we disagree........it isn't a joke though,and as for a punchline......I gave up looking for one.

This doesn't offend,the fact that you breathe does.

Only one.Lightweight,take a look at Uglys keyboard,images exist somewhere on here.

Don't blame me........................
What's going on?

Good effort and good luck to him.

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Have a look at this 'un.

Too much thought has gone into this post PA.

Oh,you've made me feel great.I'm a 246,I must have years left. :)

It seems to depend on what mood my phone is in.Ilog in and i'm on a mobile version,one day I click full version and it goes to full version,another day it repeatedly return to mobile version.Hope...

You know what?








I used to like you..................

No,just a biff. ;-)

Don't know which version I'm running.I have a Nokia Lumia which runs on Windows operating system.How do I know which version I'm on?

When I was a "sticky" in the 70s I was known as a padsbrat,as was every other kid that I knew at the time in Germany.

Erm,what is an Army Sticky?

Advice also required for this callsign.



What is a "rumtopf jar"?
Serious question,I have no idea.

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Maybe? Maybe not?

Her legs are infinitely better than yours I'm afraid to say.