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thanks P_L. :)

Gentlemen of The Corps, i have a mate whose son is in the infantry, pushed that way by the recruiter & told he would be able to transfer once he had passed basic, he is already a qualified...

or were they as sh1te as ever other Bond flick????

for those not looking

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moi???? neggars cheggars, i was defeated, you won the war.

nice rugby shirt. REsult.

Are you from one of the old British colonies/gay/fat????
If you answered YES to any of the above then Rather Lethargic Corps is for you, otherwise the choice is simply. ;)

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David Cameron has said "Trust us we will get it right" .... That's a bit like trusting Jimmy Savile to look after your children.

I put raspberry conserve on my daughters bicycle seat. Next day she phoned the papers, claiming to being touched between the legs by jammy saddle.

poorly wired "septic" elecs????

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One sick individual, now universally loathed by a nation for shafting the innocent. Seen here with Jimmy Saville.

One of the 9 Asians accused of grooming young girls in Rochdale is known locally as .... Jamaal Fixit.

What's the difference between Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris???? .... Rolf Harris only done 2 little boys

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what about ex Corps lads with REAL trades???? ;-)

don't think it falls on with my work rotation .... AGAIN. :-(

All this talk about Jimmy Savile and BBC cover-ups, its now been found out that Morph was a playdophile.

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who came to who looking for a proper bed & not a camp cot mate???? ;-)

aye, came out of my cabin to see the plumes of smoke & then went back in again, that's what happens with illegal bbq's i suppose in proximity to flammable substances, never been the sharpest nation...

i have heard the Rock Apes ALMOST left the EFI & the RAF fire crews stopped their game of volleyball ,briefly, over the fuss. thank feck i don't go back until next week. :-)

i heard the Rock Apes ALMOST left the EFI & the RAF fire crews stopped their game of volleyball ,briefly, over the fuss.

"After being appointed chief of Medway, she said: "I come from the military, it is a male dominated environment, so I can work very well with my male colleagues."

good old Chavham.

done a few bars on camps in Deutschland during my time & the obvious ones on tour.

so he should go to the NAAFI then P_L???? ;-)

nadda mate, never met these before in my life BUT i was shocked, pardon the pun, that they never knew/were aware of these changes.

ref: post above the days of "self-help sappers" are long gone my...

the last couple of cone-heid (e)'s that i spoken to did not even know we were on ammd 1 of the regs or that the t & i sheets have been reformatted. just saying. ;-)

can't remember any to be honest, have you tried Google????

certainly come across a few "nuggets" during my time Puttees

REspect.

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when you get your posting assignment order then that will be the right regt for you. ;-)

mates rates WILL apply if required, ffs gents surely you know that by now. :-(

i'll farily accept OLD & CNUT but not fat anymore. ;-)

do you???? :omfg: