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Same here, I'd assumed it was my PC.
- Yesterday, 11:46
View Profile: KissMyBackside - The Army Rumour Service guess who's back.
It didn't do him any harm!
...and how she made him suck her glass eye.
Go on Joe, tell us about our cuntryman (see what I did there)
You get a tantalising glimpse of red satin lingerie if you look carefully at the left hand one;
Even with sidies, gats and cross-dressing, none of them have any presence at all.
I think he wants Sgt Nightingale to fellate him to completion; 'If I ever see Danny he gets a free drink of me'
- 16-05-2013, 01:45
View Profile: adarinxjour154 - The Army Rumour Service
- 15-05-2013, 09:34
Shan't. And you can't make me!
- 15-05-2013, 08:44
'Hits The Skids'? 'Hits The Spoons' surely?
- 15-05-2013, 07:02
View Profile: Repold - The Army Rumour Service
Plus this; http://www.arrse.co.uk/member.php?u=91530
- 15-05-2013, 06:45
View Profile: lochuyen332798 - The Army Rumour Service Vietnamese spam on a (notionally) English-language site. Genius.
'MoD urgently appeals for duo to contact them so they can diffuse bombs'
Surely letting them explode would do that? Quality journalist places unwarranted faith in spellcheck yet again.
- 13-05-2013, 22:24
Robbers target Bieber's South Africa concert, steal $330,000 - The Hype Yahoo!7
Oh dear, how sad, never mind.
- 13-05-2013, 10:02
Here's a documentary that you might find...
- 13-05-2013, 09:54
This fella View Profile: Eric Shawn - The Army Rumour Service recently spent some time there, you could PM him and ask.
How lucky we are to have your sage advice.
- 13-05-2013, 06:19
View Profile: Ageray - The Army Rumour Service
- 12-05-2013, 05:50
No mention at all that I've seen. It will have been noticed, but with Defence funding due to be cut (supposedly) to the lowest % of GDP since 1948, I imagine that the USMC base in Qld is being...
For that price, I imagine you'd have to kill them yourself.
- 11-05-2013, 01:26
Depends whose house it is. If they broke into Bouncebanana's or Air Filter's house, death would be a sweet release.
Try the bottom RH corner of your screen. Mine shows a square containing 3 discs superimposed on each other. Pale grey colour, not easily seen. That's it.
If one soaking doesn't work, try successive ones - it's a longstanding bush method for restoring salt beef to (alleged) edibility.
- 10-05-2013, 08:34
Plus the Indos know that we can't afford to maintain the Abrams we bought - at great expense - to ingratiate ourselves with the Yanks.
- 10-05-2013, 08:12
View Profile: Peter11 - The Army Rumour Service
- 10-05-2013, 06:59
Ha! They're wrong! View Profile: Ightehat - The Army Rumour Service
- 10-05-2013, 06:41
I suppose there's some sort of logic involved, buggered if I know what it is though.
- 10-05-2013, 06:27
View Profile: zours8iw16 - The Army Rumour Service
This is where you confess that your username is derived from your job as a slaughterman in an abattoir...
Perhaps this kind of thing wouldn't happen quite so often if the food industry were run by people who were interested in food rather than money.
Bugger, just seen A_M's post.
- 09-05-2013, 07:58
Poll: I'll be in it.
I'll be in it.
- 09-05-2013, 06:44
View Profile: MetalVelma - The Army Rumour Service spamming youtube guff.
I see he's co-ordinated his ammo box with the placemats.
Whaddya mean, you hadn't noticed? I'm a what? Get to fuck!
Would that be that 'predictive text' or whatever it's called? I tried using it once to post here - more trouble than it's worth, a PITA!
The what? ^~
- 08-05-2013, 05:19
It hardly matters, if they're castrated at the neck using a Deltic.
- 08-05-2013, 04:33
Is this Forastero's mong mate? View Profile: matty019 - The Army Rumour Service Seems equally vacuous. Will apologise insincerely if wrong.
Did your glans tingle as you typed that?
- 08-05-2013, 01:34
A bloody good idea. I have to give mine away to some stinking civvy library.