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My Missus came home from work and had to pop into the local supermarket and while she was in there was a local Pikey, as per normal her kid were running riot. The wife swears she heard her shout,...

I am trying to gather some information about arranging a Bugler to play the last post at my fathers funeral and also can the coffin be draped with the Union Jack? My father is Capt H.J Compton he...

I have an Acer Predator G5900 desktop with a Nvidia Geforce GT340 graphics card that does not support DX11. I want to upgrade the Graphics card but being a technically challenged ex-matelot have the...

All drivers up-to-date. Whats a support ticket?

Have been trying to play Crysis 3 for a couple of days now but when I try to launch the game I get this message.
You need a DX11 capable GPU to play this game. Have a Nvidia Geforce GT340 up to...

Getting punched in the head for being a smartarse

Thanks for the info.

Western Digital 1TB it's an internal drive slotted into one of the expansion slots fitted to my pc
Yes I can see the drive on the pc via windows
Am using Windows 7
Not enough apparently.

Is the...

Have fitted a 1TB hard drive in my desktop. What is the best way to spread the files over the 3 discs? Is there any software available to do this? thanks

"G'day mate, Fosters help line. What's the problem dude?".
"I'm in Australia with the girlfriend and she's been stung on the vagina by a Hornet, and now her m!nge has completely closed up"...

Have an Acer G5900 Predator Desktop with tw0 250gb drives, have just got a message that one drive is full and I need more space. What I don't understand is why it doesn't just carry on to the other...

I just have one question. How far can he throw a fridge?

I was sat watching the local news this morning when they were interviewing a local religious spokesman about the riots and he quoted. "This is different situation to the normal Recreational Riot ". ...

Trip up and fall over call Claims Direct and sue the bastard.

Saw this in yestredays Sunday Times. Apologies if it's been submitted already

Witness opens fire on SAS tale of Gaza gunfight | The Sunday Times

Cause I've notice her but I ain't gonna let I keep hoping I get a glimpse off her flaps rubbing together when she's peddling that bike. At least I can dream about it.

Just settling down to watch Antiques Roadshow, the opening sequence rolls showing a town with a huge old fashioned phonograph with birds flying hot of the horn. My missus looks up and asks "What town...

Don't know if this has been posted already.

Intriguing story and worth a quick read.

It’s no joke: Home pregnancy OR cancer test | Doubtful News

Just get KNOB tattooed in the space between yer eyes.

Reader and Scouser in the same sentence. Definitely a scam.

The Queen and Phil the Greek and the rest of the royal family are all sitting down for a post Olympic banquet when she notices that all the places are set with plastic knives and forks. She calls for...

I was waiting for the squad from Thailand just to see if I could spot a few ringers in there.

Best place to get a case for your Kindle is Currys, got one a leather one for £15 similar ones on Ebay & Amazon go for about £40

Have just started playing SniperEliteV2 when all of a sudden the screen goes blank and I have to shut down the game. Message appears saying SniperEliteV2.exe not responding. How do you get around it....

Two doorstep slices of white crusty bread buttered, strong cheddar cheese slices of pork pie spread with some branston pickle handful of plain crisps washed down with a mug of tea,.

They have vacancies here

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Belongs to the old Trout next door and she uses my WI-FI . Have tried nearly every combination written on the back of the router to no avail. Am using Virginmedia Super Hub.

Does anyone know how to retrieve the password for the WI-FI connection on a Kindle reader?

Is anyone else having problems with BTjunkie or has something happened to the site. Normally when you log in to site it gives you a list of the most recent torrents in the different categories so you...

A brief history of the Tot. The closest you can get these days is Pussers Rum

Rum in the Royal Navy

Try Btjunkie claims to be the largest bittorrent site

My father reckoned this man was the worst ever after hearing that all his mates that he had joined up with were murdered by the Japs.

Arthur Percival - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Gave it a dose of WD40, used another USB port, installed the drivers. Hey presto it works fine. WD40 is magic!

Bastard, Why did I read this tread? Got the guy in to service the combi-boiler due to losing water pressure in the boiler, price quoted £50 cost £120 a valve had to be replaced. Turned on the...

Usb connection, have tried a new mouse and that does the same thing.

Am running Win7 x64bit and the Wheel on my mouse has developed a mind of it's own. Mouse is a Logitech G9x, have downloaded and installed the latest drivers but the problem is still there. When you...

He must have eaten about five wheatabixes to be able to have done that with a fridge on a ship. Normally they're bolted to the deck and bulkhead or even welded to stop them from flying around the...

At last have managed to get it working. Uninstalled IE9 64 bit version and installed Chrome. Two fecking days that took, someone at EA Games wants a good seeing too with the rough end of a pineapple

Have updated Punkbuster, have just ubinstalled everything and then re-installed it all and now when trying to start the game I get this message.
Your web browser is not fully supported, soldier!...

Tried again this time got this message:- battlelog.battlefield.com/sso/ciyab0tregdVsBtboIpcChe496uzC1v5__SImuSLJhIqCfc3 application not found. Spent hours installing uninstalling the game and...