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Discuss Meandering....how far can the thread be deviated? at the Sappers forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; I'll have mushroom omelette, bacon and black coffee instead....
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22-02-2012, 13:39 #5801
I'll have mushroom omelette, bacon and black coffee instead.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
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22-02-2012, 13:50 #5802
At least this far !!
HNC in Profanity,
HND in Depravity,
Masters Degree in Insanity.
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22-02-2012, 22:20 #5803
Originally Posted by Arters
At least this far !!
Is it a Deltic?ROYAL ENGINEERS - BREAKING STUFF SINCE 1865
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22-02-2012, 22:29 #5804
No!...................I'm in a calm and sensitive mood, tonight, so I won't tell you to
fcuk off, hang on, it's 21:29........FCUK OFF, YOU DELTIC WALT.
Have you voted for the new Kit-Kat yet?....I likes the 'Peanut Butter' one!HNC in Profanity,
HND in Depravity,
Masters Degree in Insanity.
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22-02-2012, 23:14 #5805
I didn't know that they had brought out a new tin of peanut butter flavour cat food?
If I get some and eat it, will I be able to lick my own balls, er, fully?Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
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22-02-2012, 23:24 #5806Senior Member
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Only if you are; Originally Posted by Monty417
young
athletic
non-arthritic
and like that sort of thing.No sooner did we form into teams than we were re-organised.
I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet every situation by re-organising and what a wonderful method it is for giving the illusion of progress whilst only producing confusion, inefficiency & demoralisation.
PETRONIUS AD 66
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22-02-2012, 23:27 #5807Senior Member
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None of the above for me then. Originally Posted by ancienturion
"In the event that the situation had deteriorated and a break-in operation to Sarajevo...... had become necessary then Armoured Engineers would have been the lead element.Once again we are reminded that there comes a time in war when Sappers have to go in front to open up the way.
'Follow the Sapper' is a timeless cry."
from Brigadier I.T.D. McGill's Report to the Corps, 1995
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23-02-2012, 01:51 #5808Senior Member
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Providing that you are fully balled, you will be able to lick them "fully", obviously. You will, of course, die choking on a fur ball. Small price to pay... Originally Posted by Monty417
Deltic.
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24-02-2012, 17:14 #5809Senior Member
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It is de rigueur to shave one's balls nowadays, so that likelihood is very remote. Of course you may stray to your arsehole, which could cause problems if exceedingly hairy.
Try not to do this halfway across the road as it could cause a nasty accident.
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24-02-2012, 17:37 #5810Senior Member
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If I could lick my own balls and arsehole, a nasty accident is a certainty. Should be OK as long as I close my eyes and have the kleenex handy. Originally Posted by Bluedog33
@ Holdfast - give the peanut butter flavoured cat food to a Thai lady boy and he/she may lick your balls for you. Could save a lot of aggro.
Peanut butter - smooth or crunchy? Do we need a poll?
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