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  1. 21-03-2007, 01:13 #41
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    Re: Meandering....how far can the thread be deviated?

    So when lemons grow old do they become limes?

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  2. 21-03-2007, 01:27 #42
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    Re: Meandering....how far can the thread be deviated?

    Quote Originally Posted by sparkysapper
    So when lemons grow old do they become limes?

    Sparky
    Now that is just silly, typical of a sparky :D

    They become yellow peppers.

    "In the event that the situation had deteriorated and a break-in operation to Sarajevo...... had become necessary then Armoured Engineers would have been the lead element.Once again we are reminded that there comes a time in war when Sappers have to go in front to open up the way.

    'Follow the Sapper' is a timeless cry."

    from Brigadier I.T.D. McGill's Report to the Corps, 1995
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  3. 21-03-2007, 06:44 #43
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    Re: Meandering....how far can the thread be deviated?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkysapper
    So when lemons grow old do they become limes?

    Sparky
    Now that is just silly, typical of a sparky :D

    They become yellow peppers.
    Doh, i wondered why my Gin and Tonic tasted a bit strange the other day.

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  4. 21-03-2007, 08:27 #44
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    Re: Meandering....how far can the thread be deviated?

    .....Good Morning

    Mrs Sapper informs me that there has been an error in some of the posts! It appears that there is a common denominator forming regarding the ORANGE....( she is quick on the uptake!)

    A pip stuck up yer nostril! I knew a PiP Pip*r ( Planty in 33 Antrim)..was it him ?....or was it Ray Call*w, he liked young 'ens !

    Therefor I politely request that the thread subject be adhered to.

    For those of you who are fieldies - get a friggin grip!

    Live long and prosper....
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  5. 21-03-2007, 08:33 #45
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    Re: Meandering....how far can the thread be deviated?

    Quote Originally Posted by Holdfast
    Quote Originally Posted by sparkysapper
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    The man from Delmonte, does he still say yes??


    Sparky
    No

    Yes

    No

    yes
    So sometimes then !!!!


    Sparky
    Just an after thought then, what happens to the oranges he says NO to??


    Sparky
    They become lemons
    don't they throw themselves off cliffs ????
    Mr. Chard Sir! Patrol has come back, Zulus have gone, all of 'em. It's a miracle! If it's a miracle Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry, point 45 caliber miracle. And a bayonet Sir! With some guts behind it!
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  6. 21-03-2007, 08:59 #46
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    Re: Meandering....how far can the thread be deviated?

    Quote Originally Posted by A_Knocker_Till_The_End
    Quote Originally Posted by Holdfast
    Quote Originally Posted by sparkysapper
    Quote Originally Posted by sparkysapper
    Quote Originally Posted by Holdfast
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    The man from Delmonte, does he still say yes??


    Sparky
    No

    Yes

    No

    yes
    So sometimes then !!!!


    Sparky
    Just an after thought then, what happens to the oranges he says NO to??


    Sparky
    They become lemons
    don't they trow themselves off cliffs ????
    No, they THROW themselves off cliffs, but only in Mexico.

    Speaking of which as anyone been to Can Cun? (spl?)

    Subject suitably deviated

    "In the event that the situation had deteriorated and a break-in operation to Sarajevo...... had become necessary then Armoured Engineers would have been the lead element.Once again we are reminded that there comes a time in war when Sappers have to go in front to open up the way.

    'Follow the Sapper' is a timeless cry."

    from Brigadier I.T.D. McGill's Report to the Corps, 1995
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  7. 21-03-2007, 09:10 #47
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    Re: Meandering....how far can the thread be deviated?

    Cancun...

    Gr8 place to holiday...getting a bit commercial! Knocker was there when the Conquistadors arrived...what a suprise they got!

    If you golf its muchos expensive...

    You might even meet the 'man from Delmonte' as he has a villa on the Mexican Riviera ! If you do meet him will you please tell him to eff off from me and Knocker as we are Dortmunder men!

    any one know the best way to Amarillo ?
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    Re: Meandering....how far can the thread be deviated?

    Quote Originally Posted by sapper1743
    any one know the best way to Amarillo ?
    Along the B1066

    "In the event that the situation had deteriorated and a break-in operation to Sarajevo...... had become necessary then Armoured Engineers would have been the lead element.Once again we are reminded that there comes a time in war when Sappers have to go in front to open up the way.

    'Follow the Sapper' is a timeless cry."

    from Brigadier I.T.D. McGill's Report to the Corps, 1995
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    Re: Meandering....how far can the thread be deviated?

    Quote Originally Posted by Holdfast
    Quote Originally Posted by A_Knocker_Till_The_End
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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkysapper
    Quote Originally Posted by Holdfast
    Quote Originally Posted by sparkysapper
    The man from Delmonte, does he still say yes??


    Sparky
    No

    Yes

    No

    yes
    So sometimes then !!!!


    Sparky
    Just an after thought then, what happens to the oranges he says NO to??


    Sparky
    They become lemons
    don't they trow themselves off cliffs ????
    No, they THROW themselves off cliffs, but only in Mexico.

    Speaking of which as anyone been to Can Cun? (spl?)

    Subject suitably deviated
    sorry, i was typing in an oirish accent
    Mr. Chard Sir! Patrol has come back, Zulus have gone, all of 'em. It's a miracle! If it's a miracle Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry, point 45 caliber miracle. And a bayonet Sir! With some guts behind it!
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  10. 21-03-2007, 09:28 #50
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    Re: Meandering....how far can the thread be deviated?

    Quote Originally Posted by Holdfast
    Quote Originally Posted by sapper1743
    any one know the best way to Amarillo ?
    Along the B1066


    Mr. Chard Sir! Patrol has come back, Zulus have gone, all of 'em. It's a miracle! If it's a miracle Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry, point 45 caliber miracle. And a bayonet Sir! With some guts behind it!
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