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    I am sure I might regret this question - but it is genuine. Does anyone have any idea what the married accommodation is like at the Defence animal Centre in Melton Mowbray? Genuine replies accepted amongst those that may lean to the side of a humourous tone.........
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    I'm sure this question has appeared on here before.

    Have you tried making use of the 'Search' function?
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    why ask here, might i ask????
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    Quote Originally Posted by A_Knocker_Till_The_End View Post
    why ask here, might i ask????
    Perhaps due to your Corps' natural affinity with animals?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Delhispearman View Post
    I am sure I might regret this question - but it is genuine. Does anyone have any idea what the married accommodation is like at the Defence animal Centre in Melton Mowbray? Genuine replies accepted amongst those that may lean to the side of a humourous tone.........

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    Melton qtrs look old and a bit tired from the outside but old dalby looks ok. Hoping for their myself from early next year.
    The towns a dump and full of country knobs looking down on the townies the six fingered sister fucking backwards inbred twats.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HEART_STOPPER View Post
    Melton qtrs look old and a bit tired from the outside but old dalby looks ok. Hoping for their myself from early next year.
    The towns a dump and full of country knobs looking down on the townies the six fingered sister fucking backwards inbred twats.
    Hope that helps.
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    No mate I managed to take a woman from their and turn her into something close to normal, sadly as my time is up she wants to go back their and has followed me around for the last 15 years so it's my turn to grizz a shit town!
    Just cos you cant hear the voices does'nt mean they are'nt there!

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    Best of luck!
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