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18-08-2010, 18:21 #41
80c C Coy.
Brilliant time in basic, bored to death on trade trg.
Binned it and went to Dover.
Martin Tp. 82 Sqn.
F 'kin great time, but what a wake up that was !
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18-08-2010, 22:04 #42
Oh the memories, just reading the words mud run and Dic show sent shivers down my spine.
2 Tp 89 90 - 92Suck it up buttercup
My smile says.... you are all twats
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18-08-2010, 23:11 #43
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18-08-2010, 23:28 #44
86C 89 Sqn
Baz Morgan, what a legend. He seemed to be on duty in the guardroom almost day-on-day-off because he kept (deliberately) upsetting the RSM. One night in the mess, after a Regimental Dinner, he walks out of the bog as the RSM is walking in:
RSM: In the Engineers don't they teach you to wash your hands?
Baz: No. In the Guards do they teach you to p1ss on your hands?
RSM: Take another 10!
Another good source of extras was taking off his false leg, filling it with champagne and passing it round the table.
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19-08-2010, 07:50 #45
Another Morgan story (Legend/Myth)
Sgts Mess dinner invite said "and Guest"
BM takes App Beachley 2 as his guest. The mess being on the first floor and getting a shetland pony up their caused havoc with the carpets and sent the RSM into meltdown.
Last time i heard he's a civvy instructor at RSME now.We trained hard - but it seemed every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were reorganised.
I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganising, and what a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while actually producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralisation.
Petronius Arbiter
AD66
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19-08-2010, 14:14 #46
I got told when he was on duty (unlike him) at chatham some one lobbed a telly out the window that just missed him and he went mental.
Also whilst at Chatham on trade refresher trg prior to going to Kenya me and my mate were 2 days away from going on xmas leave and were growing our sideys. On route to the cookhouse we heard the shout of "You two stand still" thinking he was talking to some sprogs we kept on going until "You two with the sideys" at that my mate set off like a human rocket, foolishly I followed him and we were being chased round camp until i lost both of them. I dived into my room and trimmed my sideys then went to the scoffhouse to see BM gripping all the 9 and 59 lads and making them trim sideys, how i laughed when my mate came in with no sideys and his hair line went from his ear to his forhead, when asked what happened, he explained that to hide from BM he thought to trim his sideys but couldnt get them level and ended up chasing them up his head.Just cos you cant hear the voices does'nt mean they are'nt there!
I think I may be anorexic, everytime I look in the mirror there's a big fat fecker looking back!
Wimbledon:ABM
The Snail "Do you wanna see my beaver?" HS "Go on then!"
The Snail "Oooooo you've touched my beaver!"
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21-08-2010, 11:56 #47
BBQ 1982 B Company
Somewhere near Newquay Cornwall
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24-08-2010, 14:54 #48
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31-08-2010, 08:50 #49
Well I reach a minlestone today, 22 years since I arrived on the "Beachley Bomber" and still going strong, how many others are still serving?
Just cos you cant hear the voices does'nt mean they are'nt there!
I think I may be anorexic, everytime I look in the mirror there's a big fat fecker looking back!
Wimbledon:ABM
The Snail "Do you wanna see my beaver?" HS "Go on then!"
The Snail "Oooooo you've touched my beaver!"
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31-08-2010, 16:36 #50


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