ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Dr_Feltcher** · 24-09-2005, 16:23

My Opinion is.....

If your not fat, your not a Foreman!

The One at my unit is probably contending for Fattest Foreman of the year again,

He already has the honours of 2003 & 2004.

Any late contenders to poach this years crown?

**foreman** · 24-09-2005, 19:09

I'm not.

Must have slipped through the net.

**Dr_Feltcher** · 24-09-2005, 20:56

Bit of Advice,

As a Class 2 Tech, if your thinking about doing your Class 1 in the hope you will become a foreman you want to be running a BPFA time of no faster than 11 Minutes and have at least a small beer belly.

As a Class 1 Sgt, BPFA Time should be >12 Mins or you should by know be downgraded with a known medical condition known as "fat".

On Your Foreman Selection/Course you should be out of breath just walking to the NAAFI and suffer from serious knee pains with the odd tingling sensation down your left arm .

Just Follow These Easy Steps and You'll Be a Foreman of Signals In No Time!!!

**Zorro** · 26-09-2005, 15:42

Not bitter Dr F are you???

**Smoking_Sigs** · 26-09-2005, 16:09

I take it DR F had a bad experience with a Fat FofS - Whats up did he not talk to you nicely - there there

**Dr_Feltcher** · 26-09-2005, 19:34

I'm not bitter actually, just thought i'd start up this forum.

Help people achieve their goal as a foreman.

**spacedog** · 26-09-2005, 20:58

Belly is gonna get ya!!!

**timebandit** · 28-09-2005, 02:54

Well what can you say if the cap fits?? Does this apply to most techs?? You fu**ers are the only ones that can answer this one!! And as for the marching you fu**ing deserve it!!