ARmy Rumour SErvice

**PoisonDwarf** · 20-07-2005, 19:20

Originally Posted by blagger

...i know a couple of blokes in Blandford who paid for there wives from thailand just before the tsunami - lucky escape eh!

No way...those wives have no families to go back to. They'll never agree to a divorce when they're old, fat and ugly!!

**unkle** · 20-07-2005, 21:07

Signallers wives arent the worst, that honour goes to RLC and RA

**gijoe** · 21-07-2005, 16:18

Pictures????????

**fatblerk** · 23-07-2005, 14:22

Originally Posted by unkle

Signallers wives arent the worst, that honour goes to RLC and RA

Harsh, but.........

Living on the patch in Elmpt (too close to the school & the Naafi) has allowed me to research this thread closely and I think you are being a bit hard on yourselves. Some of the lasses here are stunning, many more are milf, and there are a few without out kids who would be ilf. However, there are a few absolute horrors that even beer or a fetish can't explain AND they've been allowed to breed

The really offensive ones have fitted into the cliche too well and can be seen leading the offspring to school with a tab in a mouth that is swearing at the children and a mule clad foot that is trying to kick a dog whilst attempt to hold up a mass that is twice mine. You'd think some one would tell them..........

Majority though, quite tidy! Squaddies are certainly better off that some of the Chav belt sink towns at the rough ends of the UK.

I've seen some there that just made me shudder in the way and open grave does.

As for the singlies, we all know its quantity not quality, just like a BPFA press-up!

**PISTON_BROKE** · 23-07-2005, 14:47

Are there any Sigs in Lydd, Kent? A lot of inbreeding down there........not only are the local gals mingers, but they all look similar! Rock on Sigs.......only you guys could start a thread like this!

**Mata_Hari** · 23-07-2005, 15:04

Originally Posted by codename

My mission in life is to find myself the perfect wife.

Successful applicants must be able to use a penknife and a compass.

She who dares wins.

Camouflage provided.

Sorry codename I am taken :0) lol

**slopey_shoulders** · 23-07-2005, 18:11

hands up how many of you have married and been breeding with a bird from blandford??cmon cmon come out where ever you are! i know that there are more a few one eyes out there!

**TechNoMore** · 28-07-2005, 23:45

What happens is you marry the lovely goddess type, you get her preggers a couple or three times, she has kids, you end up both letting yourself go, her much more and you end up with what you described at the beginning as a wife!