ARmy Rumour SErvice

**tazman** · 19-07-2005, 09:45

Green Jacketes wives at Tidworth a few years ago Stiletoes and friggin Ron hills mmmm nice. Pad tracksuits grey wipmedowns and grey sweatshirts lovely

Enough Said

Tazman

**Fraulein** · 19-07-2005, 09:49

Suggestion: be less p*ssed when sh*gging and thus reduce risk of producing offspring with mingers who demand marriage or "bruvers" will break skull, thus avoid populating camps with monster-ladies.

**Pielover** · 19-07-2005, 10:14

No word of a lie, I once saw a pad's wife in Hildesheim with white high heels and ron hills with "Army Wives" printed down the legs! She was a total fecking horror, I wouldn't touch her with a lump hammer..

**Rapierman** · 19-07-2005, 10:33

I reckon they look lovely, and cheers to some of you guys out there who got sent on detachment while I was in cos I was up there like a rat up a drainpipe while drinking your beer and eating your food. I mean does it matter where you get your snake shook, its easier than doing the focker yourself!!! bring on the big mingers, all you have to do is shut your eyes and release the glue he heh
ps if there are any on here, do you fancy a reunion meet !

**ozric8987** · 19-07-2005, 10:41

Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant??

A. Marry it.

**bullshit** · 19-07-2005, 16:26

I think Boney was in the right direction.

Squaddies hang out in pretty rough bars and places - so, by de-facto, what kind of girl do you get in there - dogs.

However, on most garrisons, you can see loads of the leggin' and t-shirt Bde, with a massive waistline and fag on the go, but then you see hubby and he is not actually Brad Pitt himself. To stereotype; normal dress is shaven head, a piss stained Arsenal Shirt, Capa trousers with Nike trainers donned with chunky gold chain. Now to me, they make a couple and probably have similar interests such as going on crappy package holidays together or identifying with the dimwits in the Sky TV debt consolidation adverts.

So, its not just the wives, take a look at the squaddies as well....

Bull

**Fraulein** · 19-07-2005, 16:29

Originally Posted by bullshit

So, its not just the wives, take a look at the squaddies as well....

Bull

Nah, I try to avoid it.

**paul_jrn** · 19-07-2005, 17:47

boneym you are just a bitter and twisted old fart that has got to a point in his marriage and realised that he cant keep up with the modern singly, face it mate, stop sittin on the fence and admit you wish you was back there!

**Lairdx** · 19-07-2005, 17:55

Originally Posted by Disco

Why post this in the Sigs forum?

I know your a scaley but maybe you would have a better audience in the NAAFI ?

Sigs do have ugly wives.

**PoisonDwarf** · 19-07-2005, 18:05

Originally Posted by Thebull140

It's at this point the lady announces that he cant leave because she's spent the last 9 months shopping on the internet buying junk in his name and he's now so much in debt he could not possibly afford a divorce.

Sad but true. I know loads of young toms who are in absolutely shedloads of debt and it's difficult to see a way out. The wierd thing is they have only been married about 6 months but have about 4 kids who are all of vastly different appearance. Chav blueprint?