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Dont worry mate, shes fine, I kept her warm in the winters and cool in the summers, she misses you very dearly.

When you do return and see the bite marks on her right butt cheek in the form of A.K, then you will know I banged that ass too.

I know its not Naafi, just had to say it, man up Jolly ol chap! Your a very lucky man, rest assured, I made sure she groaned your name, after I penetrated her and unloaded the secret substance for which she approved and wore as make up.

Good day. Please come back stone,

Yours truely

Fellow swinger.

Originally Posted by the_guru

Who let this cunting mouth breather out of the mong home?

He's like one of those retards that clean the bogs at Service Stations.

Do us all a favour eh, you twat and fuck off somewhere else?

Why do you always sit on the fence Guru, cant you say what you mean for once.

Originally Posted by Afghan_Kandak

Dont worry mate, shes fine, I kept her warm in the winters and cool in the summers, she misses you very dearly.

When you do return and see the bite marks on her right butt cheek in the form of A.K, then you will know I banged that ass too.

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How the hell did you know Stones GF is a goat???????

Originally Posted by the_guru

Who let this cunting mouth breather out of the mong home?

He's like one of those retards that clean the bogs at Service Stations.

Do us all a favour eh, you twat and fuck off somewhere else?

Just ignore the hat cunt.

What trade are you Stone? If your Spec Op (or whatever its called today) volunteer for EOD. Its full of puffs now Rad Op's arent allowed in though! ;)

Originally Posted by Afghan_Kandak

Dont worry mate, shes fine, I kept her warm in the winters and cool in the summers, she misses you very dearly.

When you do return and see the bite marks on her right butt cheek in the form of A.K, then you will know I banged that ass too.

I know its not Naafi, just had to say it, man up Jolly ol chap! Your a very lucky man, rest assured, I made sure she groaned your name, after I penetrated her and unloaded the secret substance for which she approved and wore as make up.

Good day. Please come back stone,

Yours truely

Fellow swinger.

If the OP is still out there, please note that AK is a liar that has never served, was born and raised in the UK but likes to pretend that he's well travelled and even was in the Spetznaz.

Do yourself a favour and talk to your CoC. Be prepared to be told to do one and get your head around the idea that you're now a soldier and not a shitty arsed civvie and can't give in and go home when you don't like something.

Now give ya fanny a wipe, fuck off out on the lash with ya mates and as JD rightly said, bury your winky in a whore and forget about the whole thing and try to enjoy the army and being away from your missus while you can.

Originally Posted by Stone21

This will just be short and sweet, how can I get an early posting from Germany to the uk? I've been out there for over a year now and though it's been alright, it messes up so many things with the girl friend I know I sound like a prat just doing it for the girl friend, but I've tried Germany and it's not for me.

I'd love to be posted in the uk I don't care where just anywhere. Thanks

Why not ask her to come over to you once in a while? Book leave and enjoy the continent? You've got less than 24 months left. Get some courses in back in UK, there are plenty availabe, perhaps some are near to where she is.

You want to be posted ANYWHERE inthe UK? Why? Some postings in the UK you may aswell be in Germany when you factor in journy travel.

Or is it financial? International roaming, 7 squillion texts by NAAFI break and every minute from 1700 to 2359 spent with your mobile glued to your head begining to bite in to the finances?

At the ed of my first year in the Fatherland I had visited pretty much everywhere within driving distance, nt to mentin a few long distance drives to Denmark, Norway, Holland, Belgium, Austria ans Switzerland... I, like many blokes, brought the mrs over for holidays.

Other sad acts wrote blueys everyday, and pined for their loves, one I remember walked around with a fcuking cam corder 'so he could share his day with her' oddly she binned him because he was sad.

Is it worth sacrificing a chance for you to explore the World for your mrs? Will you have broken up in 12 months, leaving you sobbing in to your pillow?

Originally Posted by chocolate_frog

, one I remember walked around with a fcuking cam corder 'so he could share his day with her' oddly she binned him because he was sad.

Maybe he would still be with her if he hadn't taken that camera to Mon Cheries in Berlin and the ReiperBahn (spelt badly but was always pissed so thats my excuse)As said get out and travel........spend your weekends in Hengelo or Enchede as the Dutch totty love you and only a stones throw over the border..........when we first got over to Germany late 80's it was grab a few crates and jump on a train and head out on the piss somewhere different or jump in a car and spend the weekend in Holland..when I was in Germany last in 2003 all the singlies jump in the car every weekend and go back to UK (Sad barstewards).