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08-06-2009, 07:48 #1
Attention all you Service writing Guru's!
Morning troops.... i trust everyone had a good weekend? Personally i woke up in the bushes outside the house on Saturday morning with me under-crackers on my head, so i'm assuming i had a good time!
As an employee at Her Majesty's pleasure here in Blandford, i was foolish enough to mention to some students that they might want to consider an "introductory letter" to the relevant OC of their first working Units! You know.... get an idea of what the Unit is up to before they arrive as well as making a good impression and all that khaki jazz!
Having been out 5 minutes now.... i'm well aware that all the commas, oblique strokes and distances from margin to paragraph will all have changed. Should they be writing an informal letter (they are sprogs and nobody will expect them to employ SD skills), or is there some kind of existing template.
Any assistance greatly appreciated. Please excuse the lack of "good England" here! I'm having trouble focusing on the monitor innit!
DGIf all else fails.... kill sumfin!
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08-06-2009, 07:52 #2Senior Member

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Re: Attention all you Service writing Guru's!
If I could understand what you were on about then I could perhaps offer some profound, deeply thought and highly useful advice.
"Patience is counting down without blasting off."
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08-06-2009, 07:52 #3
Re: Attention all you Service writing Guru's!
Use the search function above, been asked before I'm sure.

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08-06-2009, 08:20 #4
Re: Attention all you Service writing Guru's!
Might be a bit 'old fashioned' these days but we had to write a Formal Letter to the CO on posting, getting engaged, etc.... Sir, I have the honour to be etc etc.....
PRISTINAE VIRTUTIS MEMOR
Discipline: Discipline is the sacrifice of a man's comforts, inclinations, safety, even life for others, for something greater than himself. It is the refusal to be the weak link in the chain that snaps under pressure.
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08-06-2009, 08:23 #5
Re: Attention all you Service writing Guru's!
Send me your email address and ill send you an electronic copy of JSP101, then you can look yourself.

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08-06-2009, 08:27 #6
Re: Attention all you Service writing Guru's!
Or just download it from here: http://www.defac.ac.uk/eDW/edw_welcome_01.htm
MSR‘Good God!’ he laughed, and slowly filled his pipe,
Wondering ‘why he always talked such tripe’.
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08-06-2009, 08:33 #7
Re: Attention all you Service writing Guru's!
Spankyou chaps.... i knew i could rely on you.
Prince_Albert.... the search bar was an excellent suggestion and produced results. Why didn't you mention it BEFORE i posted?
.... eh!
If all else fails.... kill sumfin!
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08-06-2009, 08:39 #8
Re: Attention all you Service writing Guru's!
And it's gurus, not "guru's" ;)
‘Good God!’ he laughed, and slowly filled his pipe,
Wondering ‘why he always talked such tripe’.
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09-06-2009, 19:06 #9
Re: Attention all you Service writing Guru's!
Yes, it doesn't belong to me

Anyway, introductory letters.
Hand written......"Is it a crime to hit a student across the back of the head with a snooker ball in a sock?"


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09-06-2009, 20:28 #10
Re: Attention all you Service writing Guru's!
I did this recently and it looks like one of my children wrote it.
Originally Posted by the_guru
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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09-06-2009, 20:39 #11
Re: Attention all you Service writing Guru's!
That is a drawback of writing like an epileptic spider.
Mind you, some of those RD types efforts in crayon weren't too clever....
"Is it a crime to hit a student across the back of the head with a snooker ball in a sock?"


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11-06-2009, 16:28 #12Senior Member
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Re: Attention all you Service writing Guru's!
Juniors shouldn't bother introductory letters as the heads of sheds have far too much to do read them all. If you should continue to make them write LoIs then manage their expectation that they probably wont get a reply. we are certainly discouraging such letters from Cpls and below, and I am at a Sigs unit.
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11-06-2009, 19:20 #13
Re: Attention all you Service writing Guru's!
It's pretty rare to see letters of introduction below the rank of Sgt, but once you reach the dizzy heights simply speak to a suitable role model who has done loads before and ask if you can blatantly rip them off - ahem...pay tribute to their work. :D Job done.
Originally Posted by ashford_old_school
"I firmly believe that we should not march into Baghdad. To occupy Iraq would instantly shatter our coalition, turning the whole Arab world against us and make a broken tyrant into a latter-day Arab hero. Assigning young soldiers to a fruitless hunt for a securely entrenched dictator and condemning them to fight in what would be an unwinnable urban guerrilla war." George Bush Snr, A World Transformed, 1998
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11-06-2009, 19:24 #14
Re: Attention all you Service writing Guru's!
I reported for duty at 8 Sig Regt in 1990. I pegged into the Badges office and he asked me "Have you written to me?"
"No Sir, we haven't met" was the reply.
He shouted a bit."Is it a crime to hit a student across the back of the head with a snooker ball in a sock?"


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11-06-2009, 22:28 #15
Re: Attention all you Service writing Guru's!
Lol, Guru!
Have to say i'm more than a little miffed to read Ashford_old_school's response to this post. I'd like to think that ANY rank that has the nounce to write to a future Unit should recieve the courtesy of a reply, however brief.
I accept that the Field Army are a busy bunch of teds, and you can rest assured that we at the School are not actively promoting letter writing. But if an enthusiastic young chap/chappess has the wits and forethought to write to their future Unit then they should be dealt with in the same enthusiastic manner.
Blimey, "they probably won't get a reply"!!!!! Nothing like crapping all over their zeal before they've even arrived! :(If all else fails.... kill sumfin!
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