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    Re: Biggest arrse of an RSM.....

    Quote Originally Posted by choff

    I know exactly who you are talking about and my opinions of him will stay guarded as its not really fair to blatantly gob off about people from behind you internet hidey hole.

    By the way fella, you can only be formally charged for fighting if you were indeed fighting, if that is the case and you were caught by the badge then its your own fault for being stupid enough to get caught. The badge didnt get you a 2 year promotion ban, you did!
    I also gave as good as I got in his office, it has been said that I am somewhat outspoken. Stupidity, yes, arrogance, yes but also shows a bit of backbone. I've calmed down infinately since then and I'm a mellow bloke, head down, socks up, nut firmly screwed (and any other clichés you may through in to the mix).

    I wasn't caught, never been that silly (well once, different story though, funnily enough also including a badge...) but things can be made to stick, especially if you have a 'disagreement' with said person on said day. I'm not saying I didn't do anything but it certainly wasn't fighting that's for sure, not even with the vividest of imaginations what I will say is I was VERY gobby in my earlier career.
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    SSM 2 out at 9SR in the early 90s was a tool and a half (if only he was a normal sized bloke). He stood in as the Razzer at times and the power trip went to his head. Short-arsed with Napoleon syndrome and a chip on his shoulder the size of Gibraltar. God bless him and whatever Parking Enforcement Area he now commands.

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    [quote="northern"]The RSM at 28 Sigs in the early nineties was a prize throbber. Didn't commission and couldn't get a job running a trusthouse forte because of his attitude!
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    Was the bloke who had the skin half melted off his forearms to get rid of his tatoos, then didnt commission?
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    Re: Biggest arrse of an RSM.....

    Quote Originally Posted by discontented
    Quote Originally Posted by choff

    I know exactly who you are talking about and my opinions of him will stay guarded as its not really fair to blatantly gob off about people from behind you internet hidey hole.

    By the way fella, you can only be formally charged for fighting if you were indeed fighting, if that is the case and you were caught by the badge then its your own fault for being stupid enough to get caught. The badge didnt get you a 2 year promotion ban, you did!
    I also gave as good as I got in his office, it has been said that I am somewhat outspoken. Stupidity, yes, arrogance, yes but also shows a bit of backbone. I've calmed down infinately since then and I'm a mellow bloke, head down, socks up, nut firmly screwed (and any other clichés you may through in to the mix).

    I wasn't caught, never been that silly (well once, different story though, funnily enough also including a badge...) but things can be made to stick, especially if you have a 'disagreement' with said person on said day. I'm not saying I didn't do anything but it certainly wasn't fighting that's for sure, not even with the vividest of imaginations what I will say is I was VERY gobby in my earlier career.
    I know youve calmed down and I know yorue a mellow bloke. I know this because we worked together before. I too was once a young Gdsm ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by notsogreen
    did people call him whispering death?
    Yep.



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    Quote Originally Posted by discontented
    That'll be the one aye, world revolved around him and stand by if anyone disagreed... In fairness, him and LtCol H....... were an outstanding couple and would of been great in a comedy sketch.
    the wounder was both their predecessors were outstanding one is a captain at Glasgow now and the other the brig at 1 sig bde. Had some of the best times of my career with those two running the unit

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    Quote Originally Posted by heidtheba
    Quote Originally Posted by notsogreen
    did people call him whispering death?
    Yep.
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    Re: Biggest arrse of an RSM.....

    [quote="boney_m"][quote="northern"]The RSM at 28 Sigs in the early nineties was a prize throbber. Didn't commission and couldn't get a job running a trusthouse forte because of his attitude!

    Was the bloke who had the skin half melted off his forearms to get rid of his tatoos, then didnt commission?
    His initials were TJ if that helps. Ex tech staffy.

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    Re: Biggest arrse of an RSM.....

    Quote Originally Posted by the_guru
    Quote Originally Posted by heidtheba
    Quote Originally Posted by notsogreen
    did people call him whispering death?
    Yep.
    Worlds best Families Officer, ever ?
    Very approuchable..................



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    "Sir, I think my wife might be shagging around"

    " Fcuk that. Get your heels together..!"

    His successor is a good mate of mine and I did tell him that he had a very hard act to follow.... :D
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