ARmy Rumour SErvice

**blonde_guy** · 03-10-2010, 00:32

Originally Posted by jack-daniels

You all did!!

I believe that the 216 RSM at present started off at 216 so the brief spell at the other lot doesn't really count!!

if it is who I think it is he was a PSI at my OTC too!

**convoy_cock** · 05-10-2010, 23:03

Originally Posted by CellePigsBar

Another cracking RSM was D*ugie Cr**g at 4 Bde, top bloke.

I knew D*ugie Cr**g when he was a full screw at 216 and bumped into him later in a squadron bar in Londonderry. As a snivelling little tom, I always found him to be from the 'firm but fair' gang. Nice bloke.

Can't remember his name, but my last RSM at 30 Sigs was a bit of a knob. I'll remember coming back into camp at about 7 bells one Monday morning after a weekend off. He spotted me as I came past the guardroom and walked up the side of the square with me, passing the time of day and asking me if i'd had a nice weekend and all that. For a second, I thought to myself, "Actually he doesn't seem that bad," Then he stopped mid sentence and pointed at the ground with his paystick at a cig dimp and said, "Get that fucking picked up."

A classic example of unnecessary c-untishness.

**crazybritbiker** · 10-10-2010, 12:43

Ohhh how this name from the past made the hairs on the back of my neck prickle !! S**** T*** !! The worst, waste of space RSM I ever had the honour to meet !! Completley self centered, unapproachable and non entity anyone could ever expect to meet!! I remember the Krefeld wall very well, rebuilt outside Krefeld lines in JHQ, they even had a small replica made of it to use as a leaving gift from the PRI!! Im sure his name was on engraved on quite a few rounds. The CO introduced a policy of monthly BFT for all members of 16 Sigs, but of course did ST ever tunr up !! Nooo way, but he was quick to bollock those that failed !

Oh how I hope he suffers for his sins !!

**phil37** · 10-10-2010, 14:09

Old school, scary RSMs are what's missing from today's Army.
Just recently, I had one necky pte gobbing off about how the RSM (but he used his nickname) was a great fella.
The best RSMs don't have mates - and very few of this type are commissioned.
An RSM I served under a few years back came back from ops and leathered the Provo (in his guard room) who had been pad-shagging.
That Provo is still a Cpl - the RSM didn't get his commission but stayed true to himself and his Regt.

**Ex-scalyback** · 18-03-2011, 20:49

Originally Posted by greenbaggyskin

I think I know who you are, 226 I think. IIRC you need to sort out your beret; still the same I bet.

He really was that bad. You may remember me thanking the WOs' and Guard Commanders' Mess at my last Mess Meeting. (Topical at the time).

Regards.

(Now that I have had time to think I know exactly who you are. Your troopy was quite hot, dirrrrrty girl! but could have caused chaos on a deployment)

Yes she was, but not as hot as the other troopy who was caught doing something she should not have been doing and sent to Coventry last time I heard. ( I used to lust at her down in HW in her oh so tight leather trousers, Dirty minx)

**Arters** · 19-03-2011, 10:36

The Clone, I had forgotten about that obnoxious little dragarse, don't know if you remember but the Penthouse on the back of my Det.(RR2) was kitted out like a Fargin' Cafe - coffee perk, deep fat frier etc etc all the seniors used to come in for a brew ( brown sugar supplied) JC and YOS BB were regulars but when that little t**t arrived he tried to change it, I was havin' none of it, it was said that he had to return to Kingsley for Dialysis and when his Battys were running low he was happy to come and sit in the warmth. I left in 1991(22years) and I can honestly say that even now I would happily shove a Mast Adaptor up his arse as long as I could gaze into his Jockanese eyes and smirk whilst carring out that happiest of duties - "LONG LIVE JC"