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**clarkster** · 18-07-2004, 23:41

DST LECONFIELD WHAT A SHIT HOLE!!!

I have just had the misfortune to attend a course there, what the hell is going on? the MGS parking Nazi on the gate was insisting on being called Ma'am!! She was a little upset when i politely told her to get fucked, and she assured me the RSM would want to see me, well im still waiting?? She was even more upset when i refused to remove my tax disc for inspection (it is stuck on with an anti theft sticker), and told her to get off her arse and come and have a look at it!

Cpls mess fees??? i refused to pay that one due to being told that i couldnt use it due to a "private function" being held (every night?).

General attitude of nobody civvies working there, eg central bedding store was irritating to say the least, heres a conversation i had trying to do sheet exchange-

Me: can i exchange these sheets please
civvi: WHY!!?
Me: cos they are dirty?
civvi: WHY!!?
me: erm they have been used?
civvi: COME BACK LATER WHEN I CAN BE ARSED
me: ok you ignorant fucker, im clearing now so you will change them or i will leave them as they are so its your call, oh and feel free to report me to the RSM as it will only be the 16th time this fucking week!!
civvi: dont talk to me like that!
me: fucking knob (leaves dirty sheets on counter and leaves)

On the night before leaving some highly intelligent person uses a large ashtray as a battering ram on the fire door in langrune block, no one is allowed to clear before paying ?3.50? Im just wondering at what point did the joiner get called in to do a quote in the hour between the damage being found and me clearing?

everyone else please feel free to slag off DST

**Mighty_doh_nut** · 19-07-2004, 01:15

I went through leconfield in 1989 and was almost suicidal at the end of it.

I spent twelve months in Juniors then a further three months in depot being treated like a turd, onyl to arrive at that swamp to have any amount of drive and ambition stamped out of you by a load of trog tossrags.

There was a RSDG provo Sgt there (Juzenka)???? he was an upity old cnut too

The best part about the place was that the driving instructors went on strike and we were sent home on leave for three weeks.....twice :D

**batfink** · 21-07-2004, 14:08

I was there 18 months ago and managed to get an illegally parked sticker on my windscreen despite being, as far as i was aware, in a designated parking space, the main problem with this was that the stickers were stuck on the drivers side of the windscreen in the middle, and wouldn't peel off thus obscuring my vision, i complained and was politely told that as i was illegally parked anyway it was all my own fault and would i mind awfully f****ng off, I subsequently moved the car only to have someone crash into it whilst parked

**clarkster** · 23-07-2004, 01:06

On the car parking sticker, report it to the civvi police as a criminal damage to your car, then watch the RSM provo etc squirm as its investigated!!

**cdogunner** · 23-11-2005, 21:53

just finished a c and c+e course up there what a dump !!! mind you whaen you see what the crows are like nowadays, you can see why the nco's were such arseholes.......

**Pith_Dorf** · 24-11-2005, 13:08

Originally Posted by clarkster

DST LECONFIELD WHAT A s*** HOLE!!!

I have just had the misfortune to attend a course there, what the hell is going on? the MGS parking Nazi on the gate was insisting on being called Ma'am!! She was a little upset when i politely told her to get fucked, and she assured me the RSM would want to see me, well im still waiting?? She was even more upset when i refused to remove my tax disc for inspection (it is stuck on with an anti theft sticker), and told her to get off her arse and come and have a look at it!

Cpls mess fees??? i refused to pay that one due to being told that i couldnt use it due to a "private function" being held (every night?).

General attitude of nobody civvies working there, eg central bedding store was irritating to say the least, heres a conversation i had trying to do sheet exchange-

Me: can i exchange these sheets please
civvi: WHY!!?
Me: cos they are dirty?
civvi: WHY!!?
me: erm they have been used?
civvi: COME BACK LATER WHEN I CAN BE ARSED
me: ok you ignorant f*****, im clearing now so you will change them or i will leave them as they are so its your call, oh and feel free to report me to the RSM as it will only be the 16th time this * week!!
civvi: dont talk to me like that!
me: * knob (leaves dirty sheets on counter and leaves)

On the night before leaving some highly intelligent person uses a large ashtray as a battering ram on the fire door in langrune block, no one is allowed to clear before paying ?3.50? Im just wondering at what point did the joiner get called in to do a quote in the hour between the damage being found and me clearing?

everyone else please feel free to slag off DST

Well said and I add my voice to your comments.

Hopefully someone in authority will read this and get a grip of the civ staff up there, especially the stroppy, unhelpful, obstructive and downright obnoxious Main Gate Staff.

They should realise that if it were not for the MOD employing them, they'd be down Sainsburys stacking shelves of burning burgers in McDonalds! They are there to serve, not be served!!! - W*nk*rs!!!

**short_bloke** · 24-11-2005, 13:09

Not been there for a few years - my one and (hopefully) only stay there. Good to see nothing's changed!

**aston** · 28-11-2005, 18:22

same here

the rp's in the guard room what a lovely bunch of polite soliders not !!!!!!!!!!!

**poet** · 28-11-2005, 18:26

Going there in about 12 weeks sounds like such a nice place :(

**bobtheclog** · 29-11-2005, 15:18

Originally Posted by poet

Going there in about 12 weeks sounds like such a nice place :(

Take plenty of patience and tolerance of Main Gate Nazi d*ckheads who are too stupid to realise that if the MOD had not employed them as barrier techs then they'd be shelf stackers along with the rest of the thicko pondlife!!