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    Stop bleating - the gravy train must stop sometime.

    For all those good and brave 'soldiers' of the RLC and wider Army - just bear in mind that whether selected for redundancy or not the Grim Reaper of Civvy Street comes calling to us all eventually.

    It's a good ride till you have to wake up!
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    Only very few stand on the dock and think the bloke who owns the big boat and 4 blonde bimbos actually envies us because we once served!
    It's not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what's required. (W.C.)

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    WTF?
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    Quote Originally Posted by catbreath View Post
    Only very few stand on the dock and think the bloke who owns the big boat and 4 blonde bimbos actually envies us because we once served!
    More lemonade with the Meths tomorrow catbreath?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Seagull View Post
    WTF?

    Ditto
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    Is there something wrong with the website? Cause I'm getting some fucking weird shit coming through that I can't decypher, and yes english is my first language!
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    ^ We're getting cross feeds from glue sniffers anonymous.
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    High on life. And glue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by catbreath View Post
    Only very few stand on the dock and think the bloke who owns the big boat and 4 blonde bimbos actually envies us because we once served!
    Option 1 - WAH!!!!!!!

    Option 2 - Fuck of you idiot. I fucking hate you.

    Option3 - A disgruntled storeman. Wanker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by catbreath View Post
    Only very few stand on the dock and think the bloke who owns the big boat and 4 blonde bimbos actually envies us because we once served!
    Yep, one of the few.

    Guess you didn't get to shag the blondes or go for jollies on the boat then?

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    aah Catbreath, you're the bloke on the shore? Stop staring at the bimbos, go and get your own.

    I do, however, respect you because you once served. Soup. While wearing barrack dress. Well done.

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