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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubbles_Barker View Post
    Tell me it was a bad joke, please?
    The error or the Corps rag??
    It's Tommy this an' Tommy that
    an' "Chuck 'im out the brute",
    But it's "Saviour of 'is Country,
    when the guns begin to shoot.
    R Kipling

    Random Strawb 'So what do you do for a living?'
    Pararegtom 'I'm a milkman.'
    Smudge67er 'Yes, he milks men for a living.'

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    The Cpl - Sgt Board.

    Congratulations to those who have put the effort in,grafted and deserved it.
    Unfortunately,thanks to the gash promotion system,you are in the minority. The weasels,wafflers,career-laughers,bluffers and bum-lickers have done well as ever.
    Big_Regular_Imbiber, book coming soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abushinab View Post
    Senility/too much sun or both - getting Regt and Btys mixed up. 1st Bty (The Blazers) are part of 14 Regt RSA. Yup, K-o-L could well be a Cloud Puncher but can't recall Bty nrs.
    Sun gone down, brain refreshed. 14 Bty part of 16 AD Regt. Post on the Gunners' Board and see if anyone admits guilt....

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    Quote Originally Posted by postman_twit View Post
    The error or the Corps rag??
    Both of course!!!!
    postman_twit likes this.
    The stopped clock of The Belfast Telegraph seems to indicate the
    time
    Of the explosion - or was that last week's? Difficult to keep
    track:
    Everything's a bit askew, like the twisted pickets of the
    security gate, the wreaths,
    That approximate the spot where I'm told the night patrol
    went through.

    'Gate' by Ciaran Carson

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    Quote Originally Posted by abushinab View Post
    Sun gone down, brain refreshed. 14 Bty part of 16 AD Regt. Post on the Gunners' Board and see if anyone admits guilt....
    I would do but my PC doesn't have a wax crayon font!
    Last edited by postman_twit; 22-06-2012 at 10:36.
    It's Tommy this an' Tommy that
    an' "Chuck 'im out the brute",
    But it's "Saviour of 'is Country,
    when the guns begin to shoot.
    R Kipling

    Random Strawb 'So what do you do for a living?'
    Pararegtom 'I'm a milkman.'
    Smudge67er 'Yes, he milks men for a living.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by postman_twit View Post
    I would do but my PC doesn't have a wax crayon font!
    PT
    Have a look here

    Shiny
    Why is all the Rum gone??

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    Quote Originally Posted by regular_imbiber View Post
    The Cpl - Sgt Board.

    Congratulations to those who have put the effort in,grafted and deserved it.
    Unfortunately,thanks to the gash promotion system,you are in the minority. The weasels,wafflers,career-laughers,bluffers and bum-lickers have done well as ever.
    Yawn! Get over yourself
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    BRAVO saw the board and two of mine have made it I wanted 3 but two is good going. Well done boys and girls hope you have sobered up.

    P_P
    Inside the whale and I feel safer in here.

    6 portions of wet fish is good for you.

    This is life it's real live it.

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    One of the selections did raise an eyebrow, and no, I don't have a monobrow...
    It's all BOLLOX!!!!

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    Heard rather than saw a narrator on a 'cop' show refer to 'semi-automatic machine guns' which is an interesting concept. Then saw a 'trained' firearms officer apparently checking a disgarded pistol by making it ready!
    I could match my wage in civvy street but then I'd have to do some work!

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