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    I prefer to bracket her indoors as strawberry sunset surprise.

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    Today I saw 3 roadkill Polecats over the space of 5 miles during the drive into work. Must get the BBQ out this weekend.
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    RLC - Bloody REMF's

    One for the Teef Arms to get their suedes around - well in the AT's!..........................I feel sick

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    Saw an Officer, who last time I saw him did a 2 hour leaving speech about absolutely nothing at all
    Deo patriae regi
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    A presentation about OPSEC.

    We are being watched. As if we didnt know that already.

    So in defiance I say.........."Soapy tit wank" because thats all I could think about whilst watching the buxom female RN officer who was giving said presentation.

    Its been a long week................
    There's no point in asking you'll get no reply
    ...I got no reason,
    it's all too much ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bottleosmoke
    A presentation about OPSEC.

    We are being watched. As if we didnt know that already.

    So in defiance I say.........."Soapy tit wank" because thats all I could think about whilst watching the buxom female RN officer who was giving said presentation.

    Its been a long week................
    Now in the word wang thread that would have scored a duble grump point but I agree, if we are being watched............"fuck stick up a rope!"

    That's us both in the shit mate

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    Re: Today I saw.................................

    Quote Originally Posted by BPS666
    Quote Originally Posted by Bottleosmoke
    A presentation about OPSEC.

    We are being watched. As if we didnt know that already.

    So in defiance I say.........."Soapy tit wank" because thats all I could think about whilst watching the buxom female RN officer who was giving said presentation.

    Its been a long week................
    Now in the word wang thread that would have scored a duble grump point but I agree, if we are being watched............"fuck stick up a rope!"

    That's us both in the shit mate
    "Arse biscuits" thats what I think.
    There's no point in asking you'll get no reply
    ...I got no reason,
    it's all too much ...

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    Re: Today I saw.................................

    Quote Originally Posted by BPS666
    RLC - Bloody REMF's

    One for the Teef Arms to get their suedes around - well in the AT's!..........................I feel sick
    Good View of the 'flaming arrsehole'

    Let's hope he got to give Kate Silverton one....

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    Re: Today I saw.................................

    Quote Originally Posted by Yankee_Charlie
    Quote Originally Posted by BPS666
    RLC - Bloody REMF's

    One for the Teef Arms to get their suedes around - well in the AT's!..........................I feel sick
    Good View of the 'flaming arrsehole'

    Let's hope he got to give Kate Silverton one....
    With the amount of metal in his mouth? I doubt it!!!
    It's all BOLLOX!!!!




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    Today i saw.... a bottle of Lagavulin Whisky. Opps that's now just under a half bottle! Yum yum. I must have been thirsty.

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