Originally Posted by BPS666

Originally Posted by CH512O

Oh BPS, you loved it! Its not that bad, the in-breds, the civilians running the show...what more do you want! :D

Mate, after ruining my day just contemplating the joys of Fester Moors in Dorshit I've just found out that my last fart wasn't entirely FOD free!!

Too much information. Simply, too much information!

Health & Safety cnuts, turning a 12 hour job into a 48 hour one. Pointless briefings and and paperwork. Maybe they thought I would try to blow the ship up!

Nevermind! Thats alot of beer tokens at the end of the month.

SK

Originally Posted by BPS666

Originally Posted by CH512O

Oh BPS, you loved it! Its not that bad, the in-breds, the civilians running the show...what more do you want! :D

Mate, after ruining my day just contemplating the joys of Fester Moors in Dorshit I've just found out that my last fart wasn't entirely FOD free!!

You also failed to mention the Elephant and Hassle, exclusive membership you have to own at least 2 caravans and be married to:

1. Your Sister
2. Your mum
3. Your mums sister
4. Your cousin (that is pushing it though, nearly bringing new genes into the pool)
5. Your dad (Ferndownes only).

Lovely place if you have more/less than the standard 10 fingers and toes.

Originally Posted by eggnog

Originally Posted by BPS666

Originally Posted by CH512O

Oh BPS, you loved it! Its not that bad, the in-breds, the civilians running the show...what more do you want! :D

Mate, after ruining my day just contemplating the joys of Fester Moors in Dorshit I've just found out that my last fart wasn't entirely FOD free!!

You also failed to mention the Elephant and Hassle, exclusive membership you have to own at least 2 caravans and be married to:

1. Your Sister
2. Your mum
3. Your mums sister
4. Your cousin (that is pushing it though, nearly bringing new genes into the pool)
5. Your dad (Ferndownes only).

Lovely place if you have more/less than the standard 10 fingers and toes.

Ahhh the joys of the ellie! To be fair the ellie was once the proud owner of the best piece of graffiti I have ever seen. Boldly burnt into the ceiling of the gentlemens toilet and in defiance of all and sundry were the words

"93 IS A CNUT"

Some 'wit' had taken the time and trouble to singularize an entire unit and define it in a perfect demonstration of prose and I wholly agree with his sentiments.

Also burned into the ceiling was 'BPS666 enjoys lamposts'

Genius

"Ahhh the joys of the ellie! To be fair the ellie was once the proud owner of the best piece of graffiti I have ever seen. Boldly burnt into the ceiling of the gentlemens toilet and in defiance of all and sundry were the words

"93 IS A CNUT"

Some 'wit' had taken the time and trouble to singularize an entire unit and define it in a perfect demonstration of prose and I wholly agree with his sentiments.

Also burned into the ceiling was 'BPS666 enjoys lamposts'

Genius"

The same toliet where some exceedingly switched on bloke put 9ltr Foam Ext charges into the toilet cisterns, causing much hilarity and gallons of foam all over the toilet floor! Oh how me and the future Resources WO laughed!

eggnog

Given your thoughts on the "breeding" of those from the West Moors area can you imagine what the offspring would be like if they bred with someone from Frome.

Agree with the sentiments about the local area and future uses.

Very nearly made a massive faux pas once not so long ago, when over a few beers a discussion as to whyanyone should ever want to buy a house within miles of Aldershot, Deepcut etc

I was just about to launch into a tirade about the local area and suggest that West Moors fell into the same catagory when one of my partener's co-workers started telling us how he had avoided all such places by having purchased a wonderful bungalow with room for his caravan etc in Ferndown.

Originally Posted by 06FA56Paderborn

eggnog

Given your thoughts on the "breeding" of those from the West Moors area can you imagine what the offspring would be like if they bred with someone from Frome.

Agree with the sentiments about the local area and future uses.

Very nearly made a massive faux pas once not so long ago, when over a few beers a discussion as to whyanyone should ever want to buy a house within miles of Aldershot, Deepcut etc

I was just about to launch into a tirade about the local area and suggest that West Moors fell into the same catagory when one of my partener's co-workers started telling us how he had avoided all such places by having purchased a wonderful bungalow with room for his caravan etc in Ferndown.

Ferndown, another part of the dreaded incest triangle!

Originally Posted by CH512O

Originally Posted by 06FA56Paderborn

eggnog

Given your thoughts on the "breeding" of those from the West Moors area can you imagine what the offspring would be like if they bred with someone from Frome.

Agree with the sentiments about the local area and future uses.

Very nearly made a massive faux pas once not so long ago, when over a few beers a discussion as to whyanyone should ever want to buy a house within miles of Aldershot, Deepcut etc

I was just about to launch into a tirade about the local area and suggest that West Moors fell into the same catagory when one of my partener's co-workers started telling us how he had avoided all such places by having purchased a wonderful bungalow with room for his caravan etc in Ferndown.

Ferndown, another part of the dreaded incest triangle!

Ahh the old triangle of death, Tricketts, Three headed cross and Ferndownes.
I remember a very fuzzy faced and wang eyed cleaner from Three headed cross, who used to regulary entertain the class 3 courses, sometime all of them together.

Originally Posted by eggnog

Originally Posted by CH512O

Originally Posted by 06FA56Paderborn

eggnog

Given your thoughts on the "breeding" of those from the West Moors area can you imagine what the offspring would be like if they bred with someone from Frome.

Agree with the sentiments about the local area and future uses.

Very nearly made a massive faux pas once not so long ago, when over a few beers a discussion as to whyanyone should ever want to buy a house within miles of Aldershot, Deepcut etc

I was just about to launch into a tirade about the local area and suggest that West Moors fell into the same catagory when one of my partener's co-workers started telling us how he had avoided all such places by having purchased a wonderful bungalow with room for his caravan etc in Ferndown.

Ferndown, another part of the dreaded incest triangle!

Ahh the old triangle of death, Tricketts, Three headed cross and Ferndownes.
I remember a very fuzzy faced and wang eyed cleaner from Three headed cross, who used to regulary entertain the class 3 courses, sometime all of them together.

That's the other thing about the place. From the amount of shagging that goes on in there you would think it was filled with extras from a 'Private' movie set - but no! A certain girl who did the rounds had straight lank rusty hair, pasty white skin and curly teeth that looked like they used to belong to a sheep. Hat off to the girl she used to go home at weekends!

The one redeeming feature of a posting to Fester Moors was a night out in Wimborne! Many many happy days and nights spent in the 'cricks' and Rising Sun.

Originally Posted by BPS666

That's the other thing about the place. From the amount of shagging that goes on in there you would think it was filled with extras from a 'Private' movie set - but no! A certain girl who did the rounds had straight lank rusty hair, pasty white skin and curly teeth that looked like they used to belong to a sheep. Hat off to the girl she used to go home at weekends!

The one redeeming feature of a posting to Fester Moors was a night out in Wimborne! Many many happy days and nights spent in the 'cricks' and Rising Sun.

lol, rusty hair....dont you just hate it!!!