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**potATO** · 03-05-2005, 18:46

A number of rather exciting individuals discussing very personal and intimate ways of entering the "box"

**bobtheclog** · 05-05-2005, 19:19

Today I had tea & toast with a man called "The Director". When I first joined the Army we had Commanding Officers who gave the men "leadership". What do directors do?

**L2A2FzdL25A4** · 05-05-2005, 23:17

Don't they make Directors 6X !!, and therefore have a perfectly valid job ! It's either that or he is one of Doctor Who's arch enemies.

**thiswayup** · 06-05-2005, 14:22

Today I saw..............

..........a video of Fatblerks sandwich box stuck to a mast .......... and then pictures of Fatblerk trying to get it back looking very nervous!

**SKJOLD** · 07-05-2005, 12:46

Today I saw...............
The fattest horribilst pig have a heart attack outside McDonalds. After which the restaurant emptied quite dramatically, for some reason.

SK

**General Melchett** · 08-05-2005, 12:20

Today I saw a lot of sore heads from watching the Army thrash the Navy once again. It was great.

**TheHelpfulStacker** · 08-05-2005, 12:25

Nowt better than importing rugby players for the southern hemisphere eh?

Some branches of the forces will do anything to win...

**medalhunterman** · 08-05-2005, 13:58

Today I saw three of everything, having had a stonking day at the Army/Navy game. Nice to see everybody!

:P

**Sir Rowley Birkin QC** · 09-05-2005, 20:23

Today I saw a scar stretching from my arse to half way down my thigh (not a great length in absolute terms but relatively long for an animal of my stature). On it was a big scabtabulous blob of congealed blood so thick it looked like a black pudding.

Today, I also saw the outside of Frimley Park hospital for the first time in a week. Soon I am to see an incendiary curry and a copious amount of lager. Yes folks, I have just been released after the first tranche of my Mid Life Improvement.

**tebagagap** · 09-05-2005, 20:33

the other night i saw a wasted guy wondering around a TA centre, when challenged claimed he was in 16 Tanks and was kipping there on the gym floor for the army v navy game the next day.........fool had the wrong TA centre and had jumped the fence!

So who was it?!